Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 369.1 (Patreon)

Celebration and Change
Anyway, when I arrived at the Adventurers' Guild, everyone was already waiting for me, or rather…

“Ojousama… help me~”

Ark was encoiled by a complete drunk (guild master) and by the mad drunk Sherry-san.
I mean, why is a body builder uncle and a beautiful woman hugging him at once?

“A~rk~ why don’t you drink my alcohol?”

“Ark… uwaah! Why won’t you go out with meee!?”

It was chaos. It seems that Ark also did not want to physically deal with the drunks, who may not have meant any harm, and seemed to be confused.

“I don’t mind doing something about the Guild Master, but… handle Sherry-san on your own!”

“No, please do something about Sherry as well!! Worst case, you can beat her up!!”

“No, I’m a supporter of Sherry-san’s.”

“What?”

“Rosarin-chan… you are going to cheer me on?”

Ark was dumbfounded.
Sherry-san’s eyes sparkled.

“Yes. Sherry-san’s beauty, character, and ability… they are all matching to Ark who is like my older brother, so I have nothing to complain about! I’m rooting for you! Why don’t you take Ark ho—”Wait, wait, wait!! I won’t exploit a drunk woman… that’s not what I wanted to say! There’s no way Sherry would be a good match for an old man like me!”

“You are quite a great deal though, you know?”

“Great deal, you say…”

“An employee of the Duke with high salary.”

“... Well, I won’t deny that.”

“You don’t drink or gamle.”

“... I’m a coward. I know a man who gambled so much that he became a slave and ruined his life.”

“You are not a womanizer. You are someone who will fall in love wholeheartedly.”

“... Ojousama, why do you know something like that!?”

“Martha and Manya’s information.”

“Those guys… anyhow, the age difference is too much! Such a beautiful, pretty, good-natured, nice girl is too good for me!!”

“What!? Even though I love you this muuuch!? Even though I’ve loved you since I was a rookieee!! Uwaaaahhh!!”

The Guild Master also seemed to have sobered up when Sherry-san started crying, and muttered to Ark with a jealous look in his eyes.

“Don’t make my staff cry.”

“I, I’m not making her cry because I like to…”

Ark also seemed to be unable to give a hard time to Sherry-san, who was hanging on to him.

“Ark.”

“What is it?”

“If there's love, there's no age difference… my Dirk married me despite the accusation that he was a lol*con!”

“Ugh……”

“ark-san! Please! Go out with mee!!”

“............... Haah… I seldom have time off, so you won’t get to talk to be about amusing things too much.”

“It’s okay! You don’t have to force yourself!”

“... Alright.”

Ark broke.

“Yaaay!!”

“And now you are a couple! Then, you two can slip out!”

“Eh!? What about Ojousama’s celebration!? What was I called for!?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

Later, I was shocked when Rinka told me that I had an aura of an old lady… but I was comforted by Dirk and recovered quickly.
By the way, although he was kicked out by me, Ark ended up reluctantly (though he seemed kind of happy) sending the drunk Sherry-san home. “She is drunk, so what if she hugged another guy or something?” He easily caved in with that sentence. Ark, you are so easy.

By the way, he was seduced by Sherry-san, and eaten deliciously. Sherry-san reported back to me later. Congratulations! Ark, you are so easy.

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