Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 368 (Patreon)

Hunting, Seriousness, Celebration and…
In this "Let's Defeat the King of Spirits☆" mission, each of us had a specific role to play. Rinka's navigation of the dungeon would be indispensable, so I wanted her to experience the battle with formations in mind.

“So we're going to hunt. Anyone has objections?”

“I don't mind. I was going to go with you today anyway.”

“Same here~ It's more fun than patrolling around the castle!”

“I've already done most of the work, so I'm good. We should hunt something to celebrate, too.”

“Umu! I can finally stand next to my Lord! Good meat is a must for the celebration!”

Everyone was quite enthusiastic. Dirk was stably an angel. I'm in love with him… yes… I am!
And then there's Geraldin-san. Don't turn a celebration into a hunting trip, okay?

And they were awesome when they got serious.

“... Rosarin-chan.”

“Yes.”

“There’s no place for my turn.”

“...... Yeah, sorry.”

Motivated… no, the former assassin who was ready to kill, the still active Hero-sama, and the former knight who was as strong as the hero… no matter what was coming, they were killing it in the blink of an eye. The carnage made me want to say, "Run away, super run away!” to the poor monsters. It looks like we will be able to serve a sumptuous meat dish tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, the blood-draining process was perfect (running away from reality).

“... Well, it's rare to see such talented people get so serious. You could learn a lot just by watching."

“............ They work so quick that my eyes don’t catch their moves.”

“”......... Right.””

Neither I nor Alphage-sama could refute this at all.

The subjugation & hunt was completed in a really short time.

“I suppose My Lord will be cooking at the celebration too? I'd love a steak!"

“Ah, I wanna eat meat and potato stew! Rinka wants to eat it too, right!?”

“I do.”

“... You had it for lunch, didn’t you, Rinka?”

“I have a separate stomach for meat and potato stew.”

We arrived to the Adventurer's Guild with Rinka's feeble voice. Well, if it's okay with her, it's okay with me. It was also a celebration of Rinka's debut as an adventurer.

“Ah, Rosarin-sama! I have been waiting for you! You are not injured, are you?”

Huh? The receptionist's Oneesan was very friendly. Why?

“Swindler…”

I decided not to listen to Rinka's sullen mutterings. And then...

“Con, congratulations! Dirk Burton-sama has also been promoted to the SSS rank.”

“...... Ehh!?”

“””As I thought.”””

“... You knew?”

“Why did you know?”

Alphage-sama and Rinka were shaking their heads, but to begin with, Dirk has spent almost all his time with me, so our points are almost equal. Therefore, it's only natural that he was promoted as a result of hunting a lot of high-ranking monsters (because they are delicious) this time.

“Fufu… Dirk.”

“Rosarin… you have a really great smile on your face.”

“Yes! We are celebrating!! Today’s a feast!! I will make you sweat with gravy!”

“Ohh… you are really pumped up when it involves Dirk…”

That being the case, it’s a celebreation! When I returned to the Capital with plenty of motivation…

“Muscle, meat, meat! Rosariiin!!”

“Meat, meat, muscle! Rosariiin!!”

“Rosarin-samaaa!”

“Saintess-samaaa!!”

“Goddess-samaaa!!”

“... What kind of religion is that?”

“Rosarinity, probably?”

“Amazing…”

“Umu, as expected of My Lord!”

Rinka was shocked, Curtis was laughing, and Alphage-sama was impressed, but why does he look so happy? I mean, what’s up with the Rosarinity!? Don't make up a new religion!

“Alcohoool! Celebratiooon! Rosarin-chan’s festivaaal!”

“Old man, you are bothering Rosarin! I will hang you up!!”

“Chief-sama, everyone, please calm down!”

The Chief of the Elves and all the Elves were wild. And Sui and Sugar-san were trying their best to stop them. Thank you for everything.

“We can't lose to strangers and Elves!”

“Ou! Rosarin-chan and Dirk-sama are our important Lords and friends!!”

“Rosarin-chwaaaan!!”

“Nuooooh!!”

The peasants of the Rosenberg and Barton territories were going wild as well.

“Rosarin-chan? Not good. She has dead fish eyes.”

My brain was frozen. Oh god… why? Kanata-san… I want to play basketball… no, I need to get an interjection for you (confused).

“Dirk-sama! We believed you were going to accomplish something big, Dirk-sama!”

“Uoooh!! Dirk-samaaa!!”

“As expected of our Bocchan!”

“Dirk Bocchaaaan!!”

“Ah, Dirk-san’s eyes have a distant look, too… Dirk-san is quite popular too, huh.”

Raging Wolfanean’s muscle believers & Burton territory’s citizens. Dirk was quite popular himself

Upon our return, the Royal Capital was in full festival mode… or rather, it was completely turned into a festival by the merchants of Wolfanea and Christia, who were once again very commercial minded. It was a big deal due to the appearance of two SSS ranks, the only two in the world, and people who love festivals.

How did this happen!? Does the privacy law not exist in this world!? We were supposed to return home and celebrate as normal… I held my head in my hands.

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