Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 357 (Patreon)

Heroine’s identity.
In the end, was the summoning was a success or a failure?… Perhaps, from what Shiva said, it was a success. But that… I don't think it was! Where did the pure saintess go! He said he brought this girl here with his consent. Don't give him your consent, you stupid girl!

“Shiva, is it too late to exchange her for someone else?”

I spoke to Poppo-chan (connected to Shiva).

“You know what's really going on, don't you? Amou Yue is not the target of this summoning.”

Hero Summoning is a magic that summons the one who fits the conditions the most. Its main use was to summon Heroes who would defeat the Demon King.

“Uhmm~...”

The stupid girl woke up again. She was being held by Judas-sama, so she hurried to get away from him.

“A, awawawa! A hunk in the flash! Rather, the percentage of beauties here is too high!”

Well, that's true. I've gotten used to it, so it doesn't bother me too much anymore, but... there sure are a lot of beautiful-looking people here.

I slowly approached the stupid girl and spoke to her.

“... Good evening, Hero from another world.”

“Hero? I'm not as athletic as other people, so it's impossible for me to defeat the Demon King, you know?”

“I know.”

I smiled wryly. Well, of course you aren’t athletic. You are a lazy bastard, after all.

“Eh? I wouldn’t forget a beauty like this after seeing her once………… Rosarin Rosenberg!? Where did your ringlets go!? Rather, your boobies are magnificent! I’d like you to share your good fortune with me, won’t you let me fondle ‘em!?”

“No way. They will deflate. They will deflate from mental damage, so you can’t. Ringlets don’t suit me, so I don’t equip them anymore.”

“The ringlets were an equipment!? Wah! Are your boobies an equipment, too!?”

“No, these puppies are natural.”

“What!”

What a ridiculous conversation! I decided to check if Shiva had told her anything.

“... You…… will you help us?”

I asked her in a small voice so that no one else could hear me... casually scattering the sound with magic.

“Yes! I will do it! The white bro pleaded with me, too! I will create a different ending from the game!!”

Oh, she's going to do it. And then she seemed to have decided on a pose.

“A maiden's path may lead her astray...

Even if she has to walk on the forbidden path ...

She will not deviate from the path of men!!

Let it bloom and enchant you, The Fujoshi☆Way!!”

“She’s a foool!!”
“A stupid girl!!”
“Without a doubt, an idiooot!!”

I, Kanata-san, and Yukihime immediately interjected. By the way, Dirk and the others were staring with their mouths open. Later on, they asked me how could a fujoshi walk the path of a maiden. Well, there was no concept of rotten maidens in this world. I felt a world gap. But I didn't tell them because I thought it was better for Dirk and others if they didn't know.

“I was often told that! That I looked smart, but was actually stupid! I was good at studying, though, so my friend often hit me and called me an idiot!”

“...... Is that even a friend?”

“Sometimes, she skips lunch to go to her bf’s place and leaves alone, or snatches my side dishes, but she’s my friend!”

“... Choose your friends better.”

Yukihime-san interjected in a very serious tone.

“Yep. But, A-chan is a good girl, ya know? I forgot my lunch box and wallet and asked him for money. When I asked her to lend me money because I forgot my lunch box and wallet, she said she would lend me the money if I got a hat from a super-scary senpai who didn’t take jokes well.”

“You should stop being friends with A-chan! So, how did that story end?”

“I borrowed the hat from the senpai after pleading him on my knees. I had to confess everything to him first, though…”

“Ohh…”

“In the end, the senpai treated me to a meal.”

“What a good guy you are, Senpai!”

“Moreover, he bought me the most popular items on the menu (yakisoba bread and melon bread) together with a dessert and a beverage.”

“Seriously, what a good guy you are, Senpai!”

“Senpai was quite a hunk, so I got strangled by A-chan later.”

“Good grief, you really should stop being friends with this A-chan!”

I couldn't help but giggle at the silly exchange. She has grown up more than I remember, wearing a uniform I didn’t recognize, but on the inside, she hasn't changed at all.

Watase Rinka.

That is the name of the summoned Hero. She is Watase Rin's niece… her Elder brother's daughter. She looked normal, but inside she was a very unfortunate girl… or rather, a rotten girl. I don't know when she became such a rotten girl, but I have often wished that she would stop judging good-looking men by their seme and uke traits.

“... You are such a dork, Rinka.”

“... Eh?”

Rinka let out a surprised voice.

“N? What is it, stupid girl. You closing your mouth repeatedly like that makes you look even more stupid.”

“Rin Neechan…?”

“I’m glad you figured it out.”

I smiled, and Rinka started to cry as loud as a donkey.

“Neejiyaaaaaan!! Uooooohhhh!! Uwaaaaaaaaaah!!”

“Ah~”

Well, I thought the first one to recognize me first would be Rinka. That’s because I lived with her a year before my death.

“Err, is she your acquaintance, Rosarin?”

I nodded to Dirk’s question.

“Rather than me, she’s Rin’s niece. To think that three generations of Heroes in a row are related by blood, what a curse...''

I gently stroked Rinka’s head. I changed my appearances to that of Rin’s.

“What happened to your parents?”

“I shpoke to em pwopewly… they didn’t sheem to wundelstand, bush… I told em I washn’t runnin away… I promised yuw after all, Neechyan…”

“I see. You did well.”

“Waaaaaaahhh!! I wash waitiiiin!! I wash waitinnn for thoshe wuuuurds!! Why did yuw dieeeee!!”

“Well, the doctors said it was a miracle that I managed to live into my twenties. I could have died at any time. Thanks to you, I wasn’t lonely… Thank you, Rinka.”

Rinka cried herself to sleep. She was crying at a level where I was worried that she might have been traumatized or something by witnessing the death of a close relative.

“... You seem to be getting along well.”

Dirk smiled gently.

“N~ Rinka didn’t get along with her parents… with her stepmother, I mean, so she lived with Rin for about a year before she passed away. But, Rinka still had school and other things to do, so…”

“No, Watase Rinka was going to die from falling down the stairs, so I got down on my knees to the Gods over there. Although the actual body is fake, they assumed her to have died. The person herself said she wouldn’t mind not being able to return as long as she could see you again.”

“......... Stupid girl.”

She must have been at her wits’ end. Niisan, I’m sorry.

“Shiva, in a little while, show my Elder brother some dreams that this stupid girl is doing well.”

“Yep, that much won’t be a problem.”

For the time being, the "Hero Summoning" was a success. And now comes the main problem. I will have a big headache... but I'll just have to hang in there!

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