Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 340.2 (Patreon)

Shopping and coffee time with the madams.
I was too intimidated by my mother’s insistence to say no. When we arrived at Miss Butterfly's, I was told in no uncertain terms by my forceful mother,

“Ah, it’s a girls’ night out today. Fuku-kun, would you please entertain Dirk-sama for a while? We have reserved the whole store today, tips are going to be lively today.”

“Please leave him to me, Madam! Alright, let’s go, Dirk-sama!”

“Ah, wait! I will make some desserts! I will make something for you guys, too!”

“Seriously! Yay!”

Fuku-kun made a guts pose.

“I want to eat chocolate, Ojousama! I have the ingredients for a chocolate cake! That was fantastic!"

A rather desperate Miss Butterfly said.

“I prefer tea to coffee. Do you have it?”

“Of course!”

“Hm… understood. I will make some suitable baked goods.”

I made chocolate cake, cookies, and Madeleines and brought them to everyone. I gave Dirk's portion to Fuku-kun to take to another room…

Well, I was invited to a tea party by the madams… or is it a tea or coffee party? Coffee is still a rarity in Christia and is expensive in its own way.

“Oh my… coffee really is bitter, isn’t it?”

Lumia-san didn’t seem to like coffee. I understand. I still can't drink it straight either.

“You think so? It smells nice. I find it delicious.”

“Yes, it’s quite addicting.”

“Yes, I also like its taste. And especially its fragrance.”

My Mother, Miss Butterfly, and Okugata-sama seemed to be okay with it.

“It's easier to drink if you put milk and sugar in it.”

I put milk and a sugar cube in Lumia-san’s coffee as well as in mine and stirred it.

“This is yummy!”

I smiled at her delight. And that was as far as I could smile.

“Well, how is your honeymoon with Dirk-sama? Rosarin-chan?"

“How was my gift?”

“Is your body all right? Don't push yourself too hard, okay? It's not easy to share a bed with a Beastman.”

“... Ojousama?”

I sighed and let my true feelings slip out in response to Lumia-san’s gentle concern.

“... I wonder if I… don't have any charm.”

I regretted my careless remark, but it was too late. I found myself talking about the things that happened in our bedroom.

“... Rosarin-chan, you can return home at anytime, okay?”

“Staying apart!? No way, I’m not divorcing! I love Dirk!”

Mother, you are too straightforward! You scared me! You're too bold!!

“Hmm, Dirk-kun is quite amazing…”

Lumia-san was impressed. Geraldin-san doesn't seem to have the word "patience" in his dictionary, so it’s quite the hard work, she said. Mainly in terms of his physical strength.

“... I didn't think there was anyone brave enough to withstand that ultimate weapon, that lethal Weapon… Is Dirk-kun perhaps incapable!? And this from such a beautiful woman!? Unlike me, you have the good looks of a work of art and proportions that would be the envy of any woman, you know!? Impossible……”

Okugata-sama couldn’t believe her ears! No, you praise me too much, Okugata-sama. And you are too cruel in your evaluation of Dirk in that regard.

“You are wrong! He's not impotent! We are just one step away! Also, you are praising me too much!"

At any rate, I denied the allegation of impotency. He’s not incapable.

“Fu, fufu……”

And then, Miss Butterfly was on fire.

“I’m on fireee!! Is he picking a fight with me!? I will draw out Ojousama¨s charm to the max! Ojousama! I'll come up with the best outfit to make Dirk fall in love with you all over again! Let me have my revenge!”

“Eh?”

“Oh my, that’s amusing.”

“Indeed, anyone would want to have a passionate night with their husband… it’s hard, but it certainly is blissful. Although I’m of poor ability, will cooperate.”

“Umu, Butterfly-dono! Let’s cooperate! For our revenge!!”

“Eh, eeeeeeeh!?”

There was no way I could resist the madams and the old man who got serious... For some reason, I was forced to explore outfits that would maximize my attractiveness.

To be honest, I was exhausted by the time it was over. Even trying on… that thing wasn’t underwear! It was just a string! And… it was too much of an encounter with the unknown. Dirk was seriously worried about me, but I no longer had the energy to say I was okay.

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