Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 339 (Patreon)
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A secret weapon from a friend.
Dirk seemed to have been waiting until I woke up, but Gyaoos! I woke up with a loud belly clock alarm. Dirk was embarrassed. I just got out of bed, but my mind worked quickly.
“... Sorry.”
“No, rather I'm sorry! I fell asleep! You must be hungry! It will be ready in just a minute!"
I dashed into the kitchen. Tonight was a stew, so I was able to heat it up and serve it right away. Hot food tastes great when it's cold outside!
Now, it was time to take a bath and have some fun. Just when I was about to finish my preparations, Dirk came out of the bath. He froze in place. I know, right?
“Rosarin?”
“... N, nyaa.”
D, darn it! I tried to give it a shot, but this is not my character! I received some kind of mental damage myself instead!!
“............... Guh!”
“Dirk!?”
Dirk seemed to be in some sort of pain as he clutched his chest. What? This magic tool had such a special effect?
“Dirk, are you okay!?”
“Yeah… I'm fine. I'm good I can’t look at you wearing your murderously cute cat ears, tail, mini-skirt and fluffy paw pads! I’m going to die! My wife is so freakin' cute, I'm dying… No, I'm going to live!"
It's a line I said to myself before. Dirk was right, I now have cat ears. Ears and tail to match my blue and silver hair, paw gloves and fluffy boots. And my mini-skirted frilly maid outfit was made to emphasize my breasts, and if you looked from above, you could see my cleavage. The skirt was also short enough to just barely show my underwear. I also wore knee-highs with garters.
This set of equipment was a gift given to me by Okugata-sama on my wedding day.
(Here's a wedding gift for you, Rosarin-chan. I've had a hard time getting a hold of My Darling because of our age difference... you can use it to seduce him in the bedroom.)
With that, she handed it to me with a wink. As an aside, Gramps, who was an eternally beautiful boy, had his physical age suspended due to magic irregularity just like Jess, and when I lifted it, he cried. The Sage started to age normally.
In addition, he and his wife were blessed with children in the past seven years. The first was a four-year-old boy who looked just like Okugata-sama. He was already a feminist and had a terrifying future. The second child was still in Okugata-sama’s belly. They will be born this summer.
Well, now was the time to use what Okugata-sama gave me! I opened it and was surprised. It was a cosplay set.
(This is an improved version of the item that once seduced My Darling. Darling was so charmed by this. The cat ears and tail are magic items improved by My Darling himself and the fellas in the 1st lab. When worn, they read the user's emotions and move just like the real thing.
The clothes were chosen based on the concept of making a man lust, after cooperation with the owner of the store you have shown me.
Even Dirk, who has a very strong sense of reason, will be completely charmed. Please enjoy a passionate night.)
The cat ears and tail were apparently a joint effort of Okugata-sama, the Sage, and the 1st lab of the magic academy. To be honest, I have to ask what the best group of engineers in Christia is doing.
The clothes and paw gloves are probably Miss Butterfly’s idea. Good job! I introduced Miss Butterfly to Okugata-sama before and heard that she liked the store so much that she became a regular customer. For a moment, the image of an old man wearing a mini-skirt crossed my mind, but it probably wasn't just my imagination.
Well then, according to Dirk’s response… the effect was perfect. He even got a nosebleed.
Anyhow, I had to stop his nosebleed with magic first.
“... Nyaan.”
I got playful with Dirk. The tail naturally tangled with Dirk's arm. These ears and tail have sensation and I can move them according to my will once used to it. If I put this into practical use, making prosthetic arms or legs shouldn’t be difficult, no? What a waste of technology.
“... So cute.”
“Nya?”
“The hell!? You are so cute and ero, and cute, and adorable, and lovely, but! Even I, can’t……!”
He hugged me tightly. He apparently finds my current appearances cute.
“... Dirk.”
“What.”
“I’m your kitten now, so… I want to…… drink yours… nyaa.”
I tried to say the line included in Okugata-sama’s letter that apparently led to the Sage’s fall.
It seems I was able to hit Dirk's motivation switch, too. Tonight was very enjoyable.
And the next morning, the still half-asleep Dirk was again on his knees after realizing what he had done to me. However, we couldn’t go till the end again… just how do I tempt him?
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