Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 338.1 (Patreon)

I made him nyan.
We came home from visiting the cemetery and got most of the housework done. I just had to heat up dinner. So I made a suggestion.

"Dirk, let's do an experiment."

“...... Of what?”

“You haven't been able to release your beastly nature lately, haven't you? So let's play after a long time. I really wanted to investigate the connection between Beastification and pheromone urges, but since we replenished ourselves on the body fluids yesterday, I couldn’t tell.”

“!? Don’t say it like that! But, sure, we can play.”

Dirk, who had been vigilant, was now a kitten.

An angel. It's been a long time since I've seen My Kitten Angel Dirk!

“Rosarin?”

My Angel tilted his head. I captured the cute little angel, kissed him all over, and mofued him all over.

“Funyaaaaaa!?”

I heard the adorable angel, startled by my sudden antics, cry out in surprise, but I couldn't calm down for a while.

Eidoryaaaaaaan (incomprehensible shouting)!!

Super high tension maaaaax!!
Hi, it’s me, the super excited Rosarin who forgot her objective!!
How niiice~!!

Dirk, had given up resisting my super high tension. Sorry, Dirk. But I don't think you should be this cute for your own good.

I got myself together and decided to play. The toy was a standard green foxtail-like toy. Now… this is where Dirk and I get serious.

“... I’m not going to chase something like that.”

Dirk as a human is not interested in foxtail, but Dirk as a beast loves foxtail. Dirk had already caught the foxtail in the corner of his eye and was watching its movement. He was like a sniper.

The foxtail toy approached a little by little… and then ran away. It flapped across the floor as it moved.

“............”

He said he’s not interested, but his eyes were sharply following the foxtail.

“Flap, flappy, flappity…”

The foxtail came close to just out of Dirk's range.

“Nyan!”

“Too bad! So close!”

I dodged Dirk's paw because I had read his movements.

“Nyanyanyanyaa!!”

“Wahaha, there’s still more!”

I dodged Dirk's continuous attacks. Dirk has completely turned into a foxtail sniper. Dirk looked like a kitten, but Dirk is Dirk. If I am not careful, the foxtail will be taken away from me immediately. However, I am not to be defeated either. I read Dirk's movements and repeatedly hit-and-run with the foxtail to stimulate his hunting instinct.

“Nyaoo~n!”

“Ah, I lost.”

Finally, Dirk took the foxtail from me and started to “strangle” it. His tail was also in a good mood, and he looked so proud. Then, after strangling it for a while, he came to his senses…

“.................. I want to die.”

“I had fun.”

“My instincts should go and drop dead!”

Dirk lamented. You hate it so much? I'm sorry I enjoyed it as much as I did.

“... I like it when you follow your instincts, though. I love your Beastified half as well, you know?”

“............ Yeah.”

Dirk walked onto me and curled up in my lap. I pet him, and he thrashes around in my palms.

⬇Spinning Bird⬆Kick!!

“Hah! I somehow managed to do Chun-Li Neesan’s Spinning Bird Kick!!
At any rate, my head almost exploded! Dirk... you horrifying child… I totally forgot what I was going to say…

“Purr, purr…”

Oh well. Let’s just say what I see and think.

“You must love it when I pet you like this because your throat starts rumbling.”

“Ugh…”

“It feels good, doesn’t it? I also get happy when I can pet you like this.”

“... Yeah.”

“I also love when you coil your tail around me.”

“......... It makes me feel embarrassed, though…”

“I'm very happy because it proves your love through subconscious actions. It tickles, but I'm happy.”

“... I see.”

“I love your gentle amber eyes that don't change whether you are in the human form or Beastified. Of course, your fluffy fur is beautiful, and your winter coat is the best! I would love to dive into it!"

“... Is that so?”

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