This Week in Love and Respect+ (Patreon)

The plus is back! I am here to collect your submissions for the Love & Respect and Santa's Video Game Advisory Board segments of this week's Easy Allies Podcast. Why suddenly bring back opening segments again? Honestly I just kind of do these things on a whim.

For Love & Respect:
Just type your question, topic, or game in the comments below. Your panelists will be Michael Huber and Michael Damiani. Be sure to include your preferred name if you don't like the one here on Patreon.

For Santa's Video Game Advisory Board
The Easy Allies panelists will determine if Santa should actually make the video games that he has received wishes for. This will be an opportunity for us to seriously consider or tear apart the real and fictional dream games of others. Here's the format to submit:

Dear Santa,
I want a game where [fairly ordinary game premise]
but [unreasonable request]
Thanks,
[your actual name or a made-up name, just don't do something like "Little Billy" or "Little Jimmy" because I think those are the least funny joke names in the world. Also no pun names! Pun names will be immediately dismissed, this is serious]

*I'm seeing a lot of Glinny-caliber entries so I'll try to be a little more specific. The Unreasonable Request should be something someone would feasibly want. The BLANK but BLANK format represents the simple set-up of [Something We All Know] but [Unique Twist]. Pac-Man but the ghosts are sexy beach bullies. Sudoku but you have to solve a murder in each square. Racing game but the other cars always pull over for you because your dad threatened them.

for example:
Dear Santa,
I want a game where I am a space marine killing ferocious bugs
but there's a talking dog who gives quality anime recommendations every time you press the left analog stick.
Thanks,
Kyle B.

Thanks,
Kyle