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There are a few more personal questions this week than I normally receive, so here’s a reminder that (with the exception of a few I think will make for quick/interesting answers) I address those in the text post. So if your question was more about me than the business of EZA, you’ll find the answer below. Also, there are zero “takeaways” this week, meaning it’s 100% questions. That’s a first for the show’s new format. Rest assured, the rest of October’s takeaways will be presented at our November planning meeting later this week.

Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmQbIIohWw

- Brandon


DISCLAIMER: I take questions from the post comments on the previous week’s episode here on Patreon. You can ask a business-related question which I may answer live, or a personal question which I may answer below. If your business question was not answered live, I either replied to it in the comments, or referenced the answer in a recent episode. Feel free to inquire why your question wasn't included, or ask the same question a second time if you think I may have missed it. I will edit your comment/question before reading it live to ensure the show moves as quickly as possible.


PERSONAL QUESTIONS

IBRAHIM SOZER - Boys generally take after their father/uncle. What bad trait do you hope Milo doesn't get from you? What trait do you hope he gets from you? JONES - I’m hopelessly addicted to candy. I hope Milo develops better eating habits earlier in life. Amanda is much healthier than I am, so there’s hope. On the other hand, I’ve always loved exploring the outdoors, and that’s a love we’re planning on instilling in the boy whether he likes it or not. Hopefully it sticks.

ALEXANDER ZYRYANOV - Did you notice that the bottom part of your mic isn’t properly attached? JONES - Nope! But I did notice it a few days ago. Those little bands get unhinged sometimes on the studio desk as well.

MEGAN LINART - With the enigmatic Death Stranding right around the corner, I’m just wondering in your opinion how hard do you think this game is going to be to review in a general sense? JONES - Having actually put some time into Death Stranding, I don’t feel comfortable answering this. But it’s an interesting question because Kojima games are always unique.

DANIEL ASKEW - You wake up tomorrow in Celedon City; marvelling at the idea of living in the world of Pokemon. What do you do? Do you go out and start collecting? Do you use your knowledge of how Pokemon works to dominate the field? Or do you bring your real-world knowledge of the heinous acts of things like dog fighting into your ideals? Do you boycott the concept of Pokemon fighting? JONES - I would probably start collecting, as I’d be so curious what those Pokemon looked like in real life. I would ask people QUESTIONS. No more one line answers. I would also start searching for Bosman immediately, because there’s a good chance he wound up there too, right?

ROB HANSEN - I loved your candy corn shirt on the podcast this week. Where did you pick it up? JONES - Shirt Woot! I get a lot of my stuff from there. https://shirt.woot.com/offers/zombie-candycorn

DANIEL RIBEIRO - Can you please tell me which superheroes movies you've never watched before? JONES - Never worry about spoiling stuff for me, especially in movies. That stuff doesn’t really get to me, and I’m not planning on revisiting the movies you’re mentioning any time soon, so I’m enjoying your analysis. All I remember enjoying from the first Ghost Rider was Cage’s transformation, when his skull lights on fire. I remember that being longer than I expected, and enjoying it. I did see Spirit of Vengeance as well, and only remember a huge fight where Ghost Rider takes out four bad guys at once. I remember that being satisfying to watch, but yeah, not much else.

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Cup of Jones - October 21, 2019

Your weekly batch of business updates and questions.

Comments

Brandon K Gann

Hey Mr. Jones! I’m sure this will be answered before this episode (if not be announced at the top), but what are the Halloween stream plans for EZA this year? Costume contest as voted by the Allies? Live Ally poll of favorite Halloween candies/movies? I know you’ve said many times it’s your favorite holiday, and I think it holds a lot of potential for some unique things that can’t be done for any other time of the year! Regardless I’m looking forward to seeing what you all will be dressed up as! Thanks as always for reading (especially when a fellow Patron directly sends a contradicting request to mine. I wish they replied directly, but as you are already addressed, with so much Silver Squad art, it deserves a stream all on its own ;-J ) and not only have a wonderful rest of your day, but a Happiest of Halloweens!!! Cheers (or should I say, Spooks!) QUESTION: What are the Halloween stream plans this year and do you think it offers the potential to do some unique things for future Halloween streams you can’t/don’t do throughout the rest of the year like a costume contest?

Anonymous

Mr. Jones Could EZA be discussing the factors that surround video games more in their reviews (not necessarily changing scores though)? For example the price of a game at launch can make a huge difference. Link's Awakening for $19.99 seems like a mandatory purchase while $60 seems like a questionable investment (different price, same product). Additionally, pre-order and special editions often come with exclusive in game content that the base versions don't contain and may alter the experience (same price, different product). As games grow in scale and complexity, it is seemingly impossible to catch every bug and error in the code until the public reports it. Clearly the functionality of a game is compromised, but it is also clearly not the creators intent for these problems to remain in the game. How do the Allies balance the need for fast content publication, and being understanding of necessary patches and adjustments post-launch? Personal question: With Halloween around the corner, what is the best candy and why. Chances are I will go out and enjoy this candy based on your recommendation, please try to make it as appealing as possible.

Alexander Zyryanov

Jones, you write and edit your reviews. Do you consider availability of necessary shots when you write review script?

Anonymous

Loved your comment in September’s Q&A regarding the Cyberpunk vs Last of Us GOTY conversation… “Look at these 8 million things you can do, and you’re like, yeah but that one scene made me cry.” Do you ever feel like conversations like these are decided before they ever happen, with opinions and critical takes locked and loaded before the games are ever played, a result already predetermined? I feel as though I could write down the arguments the Allies would bring up in 2020 GOTY conversations today and be 85% accurate. Is this because we've become so familiar with everyone's tastes and predispositions, or have minds already been made up?

Andrew Chalmers

FYI there is no Animal Crossing game on Wii U, unless you're referring to Amiibo Festival? Which is the board game one. The last Animal Crossing game outside of spin-offs is New Leaf on 3DS (2012).

Anonymous

Hi Jones! Do you think it would be valuable to invest more heavily (time-wise) in creating community-oriented avenues/opportunities/etc in relation to your content? You’ve got a frequently wonderful and active community, but it doesn’t often feel like a really cohesive unit. When it does, though... it’s the best. I know you weren’t super involved in it, but allowing the community to bet alongside the allies this E3 was some of the most engaged I’ve ever seen the wider community get. It was almost magical, lol. Everyone was hyper-invested, on every platform– not just in YOUR betting special, but in our own dumb bets. It really connected all of us, in a strange way; I honestly think it was pretty genius. I’d also liken that experience to all the fresh fun Pokemon fanart during Silver Squad! It’s taken on a sorta collaborative vibe, where the inside jokes are elevated, and everyone becomes more keenly invested in the pseudo narrative of the stream itself. (This is also present in the fanart section of Kyle’s solo streams.) It might also be worth mentioning older events like Kyle’s trial, or the Better Stuff Before E3 fundraiser, as events that especially bolstered a heightened sense of community (from what I saw). Are these all just lightning in a bottle, or do you think there’s space in any other shows/streams (or engagement on social media, maybe?) for this kind of wider community involvement? (I guess this is kind of a big question, oops.) -Noah

Anonymous

Just my two cents but money means different things to different people. 60 dollars to you might seem like a questionable investment but to someone else might seem like nothing. The opposite is also true 20 dollars isn't necessarily cheap for someone else. I feel it is up to each individual to decide whether a price is worth it.

Alexander Zyryanov

To answer your question about how we watch the Cup of Jones: Once it's ready I download video from YouTube. I watch your shows while I’m eating and I’m watching them on x1.7 speed to save time (this is a comfortable speed for me to understand good recording of foreign language). I skip first 3 minutes and I stop once I finish my meal to continue during my next meal (but I watch the rest of the question before stopping).

Anonymous

Morning Jones! How are the panels chosen for the podcast panels each week? Is this something that is up to the host of each podcast, or is there a rotating schedule that cycles through Aliles, ensuring no one person is on too many podcast episodes? L&R - Brian

Megan Linart

Hey Jones, just curious, I’ve got tickets to go see The Lighthouse this week and I couldn’t be more excited! Just wondering if your planning on seeing it?

Anonymous

Hi Jones, Is it safe to assume that Huber will be reviewing Shenmue 3 in November? If this is the case, would you consider allowing Huber to do the voiceover for the review, if he is interested? I don't mean to take anything away from you, I was just thinking with such a unique, emotional attachment to the series, it might be a nice touch to hear Huber's words in his own voice for a one-off, special review. Thanks, Jon

Anonymous

Hey Brandon, First of all, congrats on Milo! A+ baby and A+ parenting so far y'all! Best parents in the biz!! This is kind of a... Post mortem convo I'm about to lay out here, but to start it off I was thinking about your (purposefully) infrequent usage of the word "promise" and whether or not that means anything to most. There are some things that feel inherent to content creation of any type, the most extreme example of which is starting a let's play. If you do begin a lp, and you name it something like "let's play desert bus: part 1!", by some definition you're setting yourself up for people to, at minimum, expect that you will create a part 2. Or, if we want to go to a more pop culture example, if you're creating star wars episode 7, people are out there waiting for Star Wars episode 9. Whenever I hear you talk about promises, there is usually no mention of this transactional nature between creator and viewer. You also only seem to mention promises on this show, of which only a portion of the eza viewership consumes. As related to eza, what I'm then led to think about is the reviews that were dropped when you were out with Milo (congrats again by the way that little guy is just so cute!), specifically Mario Maker 2 and Dragon Quest Builders 2. To the point of promises, no one at eza promised that those two games would be reviewed, but there is an expectation (built by 4 years of hard work by the eza crew!) that "major games" will be reviewed. When you were slated to review those two games, and then Milo was born, my expectation (if not that of other patrons or viewers of the content) was that another Ally would pick up the reviews. Speaking personally, at my job if someone is on leave it means that there's a bunch of work that needs to be picked up by coworkers. In the lighter review season of just after e3 as well, it was very interesting that those games were avoided by eza. So what this leads to is, I'm wondering how these decisions were made when you found out you needed to go on leave early, and what the decision process was to not review those games. I also wonder what your thoughts are on if the situation had happened with a "bigger" game, like red dead or death stranding or something like that. Obviously all allies are their own people and etc, and in the grand scheme of things these two games are obviously no where near the size or importance from a content creation standpoint as some of those larger titles, but with you being the brand manager and all your thoughts on this are really interesting to me, and the way that it shook out is truly not the way I expected it to go from the year or so of cup that I had watched previous to Milo's birth. Thanks again for choosing my question if you do! Love and respect! PS. hopefully none of this feels like a direct attack, I'm truly interested in this decision process but I felt the need to lay out the promise vs expectation part of my thought process in relation to this question. Love y'all!

Anonymous

Okay, so like if Phase 4 of Easy Allies was Christine Daae, would it choose the Phantom or Raoul?

strawhatninja

Jones, how important are twitch subs to your business. I always try to remember to give you my twitch prime sub every month, but sometimes I forget about it since I usually can't watch stuff live.

Joseph La Russa

Hey Jones, I want to ask about you talking about Q4 and the Allies just not having time to review everything. I understand that it's a relatively busy time of year, but there's more small games and remasters coming out then anything so far, so why dedicate resources to those instead of the rare bigger releases? I'm asking this because the lack of a Greedfall review is irking me, just like how not reviewing Kingdom Come: Deliverance a couple years ago did. You've released 12 reviews since Greedfall came out, including 4 remasters of old games, 2 tiny Indie games, and an expansion pack. In my opinion, any one of those reviews could have (and, again, to me, should have) been dropped to cover a brand new, mid-level IP. The industry has Indies released all the time, remasters have less intrinsic value (unless they're beloved and hyped) than new IP, and an expansion is a prime candidate for a Don't Skip. So in addition to the above question, how do you decide where to dedicate your resources? Love and Respect!

Anonymous

Hi jones. What are the chances for a ring fit adventure review with german efficiency?

Anonymous

Submitting again because I think my comment was deleted. Hey Jones, For the first time the scores for bets in the eza podcasts will probably be coming down to the wire. With how close it is, any thoughts on a bets award show. Awards could be for best bet, worst bet, best better, most consistent for example. And then for best bet and worst bet, you could have patrons nominate and vote for certain bets made throughout the year. You guys could even have Don host it, cause he is a third party. I just think it would be nice since bets will probably go deep into December this year. Short hand: With how close bets are on the podcast this year, any thoughts on a bets award show at the end of the year? (Also, don’t have to comment on this but I guess there was miscommunication in my head. During the September showcase when my DQ builders 2 pictures did not work you said to submit them again with my submission in the next showcase. I took this as you would show all my submissions in the October, so I reorganized my pictures and added some more. I back loaded my submission saving the best for last. So when the October showcase came, I was a little upset when you ended it at 9 pictures. I am ok now, having had time to think, and I do understand there needs to be limits. I just think next time a complication like this comes up you let the person know exactly what to say in their post to remind you or tell them just how you really want it submitted. Again don’t have to comment on this, just wanted to let you know. But in happier news, wrote up first batman beyond movie pitch look for it in next showcase maybe, unless I have something else to submit for the guest.) L&R Sean

Anonymous

Hey Jones. It's remarkable to me that, after three and a half years of Easy Allies, all nine allies are still there (knock on wood). How is that? I mean, it's so common to see staff shake-ups at various video game outlets that it's almost expected that somebody leaves or joins every year or two. You all have so many people and still managed to make it all this way without anybody leaving. I'm wondering what the secret sauce is, particularly in a Patreon-supported business where none of you are making nearly as much money as you were in your previous company. And, just to be clear, I'm so very happy that you ARE all still here. Love and Respect, Josh Read.

EasyAllies

For the most part, our coverage is largely based on who's interested in a game. We go through the release calendar game by game, ask if anyone is interested in covering each game, then ask if they want to do a review or something else. Also things like length, availability, and familiarity with similar games can certainly factor in. Brandon doesn't have enough time right now to commit to something as big as GreedFall, but Groundhog Day is relatively quick and easy to get through in a timely manner. While I'm sure it's a bummer, there simply wasn't anyone that wanted to cover GreedFall over something else on their plate. There are certainly times when we'll agree that a game should get reviewed and we try to sort that out. This just wasn't one of those cases. -Bloodworth

Anonymous

Hi, Jones. In a time of injustice, punishment is the only form of justice. Let's talk about The Punisher movies: The Punisher (1989) - 2/10 - This movie is bad by today's standards, but a fairly average 80's action movie, if you consider it was made 30 years ago, and at a time where superheroes movies weren't taken seriously nor had the high budget they have today. So with all that into consideration, this movie's faults lie in the bad dialogue, cheesy lines, bad acting, bad story, bad action scenes, bad fights, bad musical score, extremely bad logical plot holes, dumb decisions by almost all the characters, there's an important character that after a scene, never appears again. If you noticed, none of these things is tied to technology, meaning that they're all things that could have been vastly better even at the time. However, like I've said before, a fairly average action movie by that time's standards. The Punisher (2004) - 7/10 - This is very good action movie. Solid acting and story. Frank Castle's family really gets to shine in the Extended Cut version, you really feel when they get slaughtered. Even worse, it's the whole family, parents, wife, son, everyone. Over 30 people killed. You really get Frank Castkle's pain and wrath, why he does everything he does. The action scenes are very well done, but the best is a fighting scene with a Russian thug that's really big and strong, throwing Frank through walls and almost everything Frank does fails. It's an excellent scene. The humor falls flat most of the time, but some scenes did make me laugh. The villains are somewhat lackluster, but aren't a distraction. Everytime Frank killed someone I thought: "Go to hell!", and this is because the movie makes you care about Frank's family, so you also feel the desire to punish these bastards. This isn't as raw, gore and violent as Netflix's The Punisher - though that's an epic 10/10!, but it does justice to the comics character and is worth watching it even if you just want to watch a good action movie. It's very enjoyable and I had fun watching it. Punisher - War Zone (2008) - 6 /10 - First time that I watched this movie, but damn. A very good action movie. The first action scene is fantastic! Jones, if you can, just watch the first action scene - starts at 00:07:15, ends at 00:09:40. The action scenes are the highlight. The acting is a mixed bag, some actors really deliver, while others not so much. The story is predictable, but still enjoyable. The villains left a lot to be desired, but two of them are very good. You can clearly see that it's a low budget movie, however they took it seriously and did the best they could with it. The special effects are solid and there's not a boring moment, at least none that I noticed. There's a lot of cliché moments, however they're never present for too long, so it's tolerable. An interesting fact to note about The Punisher (1989) is that Stan Lee was an executive consultant on the movie. A part of me is happy that he got to do all those cameos, but most importantly, he got to see his works being done justice and reach the hearts and minds of billions of fans around the world. I just can't think of anything better for an artist to be more proud of. This week I read the back cover of an Image Comics' title - I can't remember the name of the artist right now, but he said: "There's nothing better than working every day on things that make people happy." Which also applies to you all at Easy Allies. So the thought that Stan Lee got to see his works be recognized and loved just puts a smile on my face. Lastly, but not least, I read and replied to your tweet about Scorcese's statement, I had decided to leave it be since I didn't see the point to express my opinion outside of that reply. However, given Copolla's statement on the subject, I felt it would be appropriate to at least talk about Stan Lee, who was a million times more of a genius than Scorcese or Scopolla ever will. He alongside many others, but specially him defined an entire art form and industry, as well as being responsible for creating thousands of characters, worlds, stories and lore from nothing but his creativity, knowledge and imagination. While I respect both Scorcese and Scopolla, whose talents are undeniable, they didn't do for movies what Stan Lee did for comics. Stan Lee was instrumental to their growth and the comic books art form's identity. Comics wouldn't be what they are today and have been for many decades without Stan Lee, but movies would be without Scorcese or Copolla - yes, they contributed a lot, but they mostly iterated and built upon decades of previous works, while Stan Lee mostlty created from ideas that had never existed before. Stan Lee was the most important person to shape an entire industry, that's a true genius. People are free to like or dislike whatever they want, that's what makes the world so diverse, vivid and beautiful - diversity is the spice of life. However, it's unfair and petty to try to dismiss other people's works by calling them "despicable". Specially when said works were made by thousands of people who dedicated an incredible amount of time, effort, creativity, planning and resources to make them be as best as they could make them, they did their best. At which point it doesn't matter who those dismissing people are, or what they have done before, they may not like it, but the very least they can and should do is respect other people's works. Specially works that are loved by billions of people. I look at the Community Showcase submissions in text, images, audio and videos and I see so much dedicated and talent people do things I could never even dream of, let alone make them into reality. And while I won't like everything that is done, I absolutely respect all of their works, because they came from the heart and took effort and talent to create them. There are thousands and thousands of people behind these superheroes movies and even more behind the source material of which these movies were inspired from, disrespecting all of these people's works is what's truly despicable. L & R

EasyAllies

Jones - I guess I was thinking off the Wii version. Wow, it's been a while, hasn't it?