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Milo is home! My paternity leave has officially begun! I’m going to do a quick live-stream every Monday (hopefully) where I just go through the big events/updates of the week, and then answer all of your business and personal questions in text below. Let me know what you think of this format, and if you have any ideas on making the process easier to follow.

L&R, allies!

BUSINESS QUESTIONS

BRANDON K GANN
On the most recent Trailer Jones, I noticed you made the window displaying the DeathLoop trailer bigger than normal, but kept the panelists a nice focus, still larger than the trailer and it’s an appealing layout. My question is if EZA as a whole would consider this particular framing for any future reactions or content, with the only change being moving the window to one side of the screen while the remaining space in the bottom corner could be filled with a live shot of the stream room or control room? Or is having the graphics (The Easy Allies logo, the call to action to Patreon, etc.) too important to change the current layout that changing it up would be too much of a hassle? JONES - It would be nice to have a screenshot of what you’re talking about. I’m not sure if I did something different in this last episode, or if this was just the first time you noticed it. The positioning of the allies vs video has long been a discussion between mostly Bosman, Ian, Damiani, and Bloodworth. The debate has raged on ever since we first started doing reactions. I think the best thing to do is have multiple options that we can switch to, depending on what action takes priority.

DINOPULSE
Since you guys haven't truly done much to really rethink parts of the Patreon lately, have you ever thought about Damiani's Criticism and thought on different things in more recent streams to do with the Patreon? like shows being tied to goals and such as of late? There's been a bit of a concern that certain Patreon goals aren't truly being seen as enticing to potential patrons, and that the Patreon is in need of an overhaul. Not to mention a growing concern that the Full Playthroughs are too wanted by the allies to keep as a goal much like when Mysterious Monsters finally happened. Just thought I'd bring this question to you since Damiani really opened my eyes towards important changes that your operation's Patreon needs honestly and feel you deserved to be asked about it. JONES - I’m a bit frustrated that I have to take paternity leave at a time where I wish I could focus on this intently, re-write/re-edit our generic EZA promo/welcome video, dream up possible new visions for the future, and communicate that stuff more effectively to all of you. It’s interesting to label things as “too wanted” by our community as being a problem, because that’s exactly the type of stuff that we’d want to either make exclusive for $1 patrons, or set at higher goals, otherwise why would people want us to get there? Things have been too topsy turvy in the company lately (business and personal) to really gather as a collective force and solve this issue, but it’s the top of my EZA to-do-list right now. However, our Patron count has been steadily growing, so while our total earnings fluctuate, we’re seeing much more realistic growth when it comes to what our most loyal Patrons can reasonably contribute on a regular basis. I look forward to analyzing this with Damiani and the rest of the allies when I have more time and brain capacity. I’m totally down to rethink all parts of the Patreon as we move forward, and I think it’s the perfect time to do so.

DANIEL GARZA ANDRADE
What do you think about the lack of streams? is it worth it to have multiple reviews and shootings and almost no streams during the week, not including Kyle who almost every week streams on Friday, the week of July 8th, the week of writing this question there are only 3 streams, 2 from Ben and 1 from Kyle, I'm not counting the group stream because it's the only constant stream of EZA. I understand the amount of work and projects the allies wants to do, but my final question is, is it worth it? BLOODWORTH - I think you could be looking at the issue from the wrong direction. The lack of streams this week isn't necessarily due to any reviews in the works, it's because half the people who would stream are simply unavailable. Brandon, Huber, and myself simply aren't in a position to stream this week. Ian and Don rarely ever do streams. That only leaves Damiani (who has been streaming a ton while working on his Shadowbringers review) and Brad. In terms of your question though, yes streams are the first thing to go when things get busy, and yes it certainly is worth it. Reviews are important for a variety of reasons. Shows are very important to keep on schedule, and of course I backed away from any non-essential streams when it came time to focus on locking down E3 plans, etc. While streaming is relatively simple, it can still take a significant amount of time and focus away from someone's day, and it's all about managing time and priorities for what's most important.

BRIAN DENU
I'm curious if there are any plans for any fundraisers this year? Last year's Better Stuff Before E3 was a magnificent success, not only for the purposes of buying new equipment, but also for providing a substantial boost to the numbers on Patreon. It triggered a dramatic increase in the total number of patrons, and the way I see it, pushed us to the $50k goal, and to the new studio. With patronage dipping recently, perhaps it is time for another drive! Maybe with the goal of sending some of the Allies to cover a games conference abroad (PAX East, please!), or to fund another dream of yours that lies outside of the current Patreon goals. A charity drive, too, can be a great opportunity for growth. I think having an event of this sort annually is an excellent way to reinvigorate us patrons, bring in new donors, and to continue to build hype for the future of EZA. JONES - We were planning on doing a charity drive before E3, but building up the studio kept us too busy. We do have plans for a big fundraising stream before the end of 2019. That’s all I’ll say for now.

DENNIS SCHREIBER
During the last Q&A the guys mentioned how, very early on, you had a discussion about the tone and language EZA uses (mainly in terms of swearing). And I wanted to hear a little more about that. Could you maybe talk about EZAs over all "tone". It seems to me that EZA pretty deliberately distanced itself from the way GT used to be, in terms of swearing and overall attitude. Invisible Walls, with Marcus and Shane, was a pretty sweary and "bro-y" affair, which had its own charm, but is certainly very different to EZA's very clean tone. What is your opinion on the overall tone GT had and did you make a deliberate effort to pull EZA in a different direction. Without pointing out anyone in particular, do you think EZA would've worked/be different if some of the more "blue" and controversial GT personalities  had been there during the last days of GT. JONES - This isn’t a hard rule at EZA, as evidenced by the occasional f-bomb being dropped on any of our podcasts and streams. For me, it comes from the desire to be different than other outlets. I’ve definitely receive more messages from fans in the past that are grateful we don’t take a more loose approach to the language we use, as opposed to people that wish we would swear more. So I see keeping it as clean as possible is a win-win. It’s something the people who don’t like swearing can appreciate, and the people that swear like sailors don’t seem to mind, because there are many other outlets (that they’re likely also consuming) that have that base very well covered.

JESSIE BLU
Now that E3 is over, the next big project to look forward to is Easy Livin’. I have been watching your 2017 & 2018 EL streams because though I wasn’t a patron at the time, I wanted to go back and see the first and second, prior to this new one in July. I love watching the interactions between the allies and the cozy vibes, from the Bloodborne co-op to the blanket sharing, to the bits about how Yakuza 0 is like the Souls games, to scolding about water bottles. My question to you is what is your favorite memory from a previous Easy Livin that WASN’T caught on camera? Something in the kitchen or bedroom or yard that cracked you up but chat totally missed out on? JONES - I cannot overstate how uncomfortable the sleeping situation was at the last Easy Livin’. The room I slept in just never got cool, at all. Trying to get sleep in that temperature was an ordeal, and it would have been fun to vlog during that painful process, although I’m very glad I didn’t try to.

BEARDEDSCOTSMAN86
You mentioned making the Easy Livin promo for showing during E3. I missed that completely, didn't even know a date was set. Where is the video on Youtube? I can't find the promo. Did it not get uploaded or am I blind and bad at searching? JONES - We just uploaded it the other day, so you’re not blind or bad a searching, we just need to be better at advertising.

GEORGIA BURROWS
After watching the latest spoiler mode on stranger things I can't help notice that all the guests that are on EZA shows always have phenomenal chemistry with the rest of the allies, with that said it's pretty much only the shows that Ian "runs" for lack of a better word that ever seem to see guests, with the podcast only ever actually having one guest appearance. I acknowledge that there have probably been more seeing as I don't watch EVERY show (Frame Trap and Friend Code being notable exceptions) I just couldn't help but think that there's a lot more room for collaboration on your shows and I don't think there's ever been a negative reaction to a guest as far as I know. I know its more down to the person who runs the show to decide, Just saying that I love seeing you guys bringing people in and hope to see more of it! JONES - Point taken! Shout out to Fiasconauts for bringing in new people. And Damiani has been on fire with special guests on Friend Code, introducing our community to faces they would not have met otherwise. I’m actually pretty cozy with the amount of guests we’ve had on shows lately, more than I had anticipated. As you stated, it never hurts to have more.

JOEY BRUNO
One of my favorite times of Easy Allies is the Hall of Greats because I love the Pro Football Hall of Fame process and all that wonderful stuff! So, how do you specifically prepare for a Hall of Greats? How much do you play the game prior, if at all? What would researching for your speech look like? JONES - I don’t think I’ve ever re-played a game in preparation for a Hall of Greats, and no two research breaks have ever been the same when getting ready for one. I did a ton of research for GoldenEye (which still hurts) because I wanted to bring up points that I don’t think the guys realized before, only to be shot down by the bad-frame-rate beast. I did zero research for my Final Fantasy VI video, however, writing that script completely from the heart, and using footage from when I streamed it a year or two earlier.

KOLA AINA
Have you been following Kyle making a gameboy game? JONES - No, intentionally. I get bummed if I even see a screenshot of it. I want to be completely surprised. No spoilers.

ISAIAS SANCHEZ
I usually don't comment on this because I don't feel compelled to give you any sort of problem but I believe the internet issue has gotten out of hand. I rewatched the tuesday night stream and there were internet issues again. I know they will happen but there are also many videos that have been affected by the internet like the whole start of the conference of square enix. I would like to just know if you guys are not just saying you are going to do things about it but actually calling the company and having them go there to see whats wrong. I know this sentiment has already been expressed. I just want your shows to always be the best and hate that the internet might get in the way of something bigger for you guys in the future. BLOODWORTH - We are talking about having someone come out and take a look, but at the same time, the issues you're referencing aren't due to a regular ongoing problem. We didn't run across many issues before E3, and the biggest problems during the show came down to neighborhood-wide network outages, not just an issue related to our office or building. The issues this last Tuesday came up because the computer we were streaming from started running additional uploads in the background, which we identified and stopped, restoring things to normal. So yes, there have been some problems lately and we do want to see if there's anything that can be improved, but I don't think it's gotten out of hand. These are minor frustrations, and sometimes these things still happen despite anything anyone could have done. 

STRAWHATNINJA
I really like Ben's interview with Kondo-san from Nihon Falcolm. Are you guys planning to do more interviews like this since you have the studio now. Would love to see more interviews like this. JONES - I like it too! A lot of times these are presented to us by publishers and developers, so it’s not necessarily something we can just increase the frequency of on our end. That said, while interviews were something we generally shied away from in the beginning of EZA, we’re saying yes to more and more of them now, so I’d expect more stuff like this in the future.

ELLIETTE KEE
I’m wondering what the deal will be with the PO Box while you’re on leave. Will other allies be able to pick stuff up? I’m getting ready to send something but I want to make sure I address it correctly. JONES - I’ll still be picking up packages. I’m planning on stopping by tomorrow. I’ve told the allies that if something comes in addressed to me, feel free to open it, and I’ll pick it up at the studio whenever I can and talk about it on Cup of Jones if I feel it’s relevant.

RAMMER
Have you thought about implementing some sort of fail safe in regards to your recordings?  I know that there have been several recordings which either did not capture audio or video & audio both entirely, which caused reshoots & schedule constraints for your crew.  I am not sure how you set up your recordings, but perhaps adding some sort of second device in case one fails or something similar can be done? Maybe something as simple as getting a small monitor for the host of a podcast or show to check on every once in awhile to ensure the recording is being done correctly. JONES - Almost all of these errors in the past have been the fault of the producer or one of the people on the shows, so it’s something we can fix by just being more responsible. Often times it’s because of a very particular issue (scheduling, setting up, etc.) that we realize how to work around and prevent from happening again, only to have some other weird issue get in the way the next time. It should never be something we just allow to happen, but at the same time, we shouldn’t beat ourselves up too much when we make a goof.

MORGAN MOHALLA
Last week you asked for the audience to not hold back and to ask some more personal questions, that it was time to ask really weird questions to push the boundaries for the sake of creativity. So for the sake of creativity will you take a moment to ask 3 pointed questions to the audience that will evoke a response. You could ask survey questions to improve the business, ask for father/husband tips to improve your already great relations, ask personal questions to get to know us better, ask something superficial to keep us all at arms length, or whatever your heart desires. (Breaks vase with fire poker) Now you wanna get nuts? ..........C'mon, let's get nuts! JONES - I’ll keep these business focused. Question #1 - Why do you watch or listen to Cup of Jones, specifically? Question #2 - What would you like to see change in Cup of Jones when I get back to doing regular, full-length live episodes? Question #3 - Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

HAPPY GAMING
I wanted to avoid asking too many baby or parenting questions, as I felt it appropriate to keep your private life as private as possible. I had a cool idea today though; as you'll probably be spending more time being a dad and helping your little guy grow up in between helping out with EZA, what are the chances you would be interested in making a new series about being a new parent while playing games, and providing tips for new parents who play games? This would allow you to keep Milo out of the spotlight but still shed a light on the topic of playing games while parenting for new parents, talking about difficulties and strategies for finding time for your favorite hobby. I've read articles here and there, but I feel it's a market of people that gets tapped into less than the 'hardcore' crowd. It could be called EZ Daddies or EZ Parents or something similar, and could shed a spotlight on tricks for parents finding time to play games while juggling time with an infant, maybe about baby proofing your game room setup among other things. This would also allow your unique voice as a parent to shine. I imagine you'll be spending less time at the studio, and it would be a good chance to write some things based on the experiences you're going through on a day to day basis to entertain and educate future or current gaming parents and also make more content at the same time. Amanda could even join in too to make it a Spouse Quest type show where you each give stories and scenarios from your own perspectives! What are your thoughts? JONES - It’s very difficult to answer this question at the moment, because returning to EZA work every now and then is a pleasant reprieve of all things baby. But I might learn so much from this experience that I want to share it with all of you, like I have with other positive influences in my life, like meditation. We’ll see! Amanda and I have been dying to make Spouse Quest more official and giving it a more permanent schedule. All of those dreams are out the window right now, but you never know what the future might hold.


PERSONAL QUESTIONS

VARUN KACHHWAHA
I was watching Wimbledon when I noticed that Roger Federer, perhaps the biggest tennis player of all time, was wearing Uniqlo clothing. It was a moment for me where I definitely underestimated the size of a sponsor on the podcast. And one place where I didn't expect one to pop up. Have you ever had a moment where you were surprised by the size of a sponsor, or an unusual place where you saw a sponsors product in real life? JONES - UNIQLO definitely got the biggest reaction from the other 8 allies, and that was good to hear. I’ve honestly been more blown away by Patrons like Elthanas and Mango that are wonderful people and donated an incredible amount without needing to advertise anything. I’m still trying to wrap my mind around that.

ANDREW BURT
Always hearing you talk about how much you love bow combat I was curious to hear your take on Dragon Age Inquisition’s archery combat. I typically don’t like bow or mage classes but Inquisition has such punchy and satisfying feeling  combat that I had a blast trying out both. Curious to hear your thoughts. JONES - I never played Inquisition, and it burns like red hot fire in my backlog. I really enjoyed the combat in Dragon Age II, so much that I played through the entire campaign twice. I think if I ever made time for a deep RPG though, I’d probably pick up Dragon’s Dogma on Switch. I hear the bow-play in that is pretty wonderful too.

MASTER PANTZ
How do your pets react before, during, and after earthquakes? Did they feel the recent ones? JONES - Surprisingly chill. Norbert didn’t like the fireworks on the 4th of July, which Sophie doesn’t care about. But both of them rolled right through the last series of quakes like nothing happened. I wouldn’t mind a bit of an early alert system from them, but it’s also nice when they’re just relaxed regardless of what else is going on.

ASBO ZAPPRUDER
Besides Chicago, what are your top five movie musicals? JONES - I actually put these in order of most to least favorite, starting with most (other than Chicago). Little Shop of Horrors, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Pirates of Penzance, West Side Story, Grease. To keep it live-action focused, I left out classic animated stuff. If I’m honest I’d much rather watch Aladdin or The Nightmare Before Christmas instead of any of the above.

KEXX
If you could only have 1 of the following, what would you pick? FF6 remake (same treatment 7 is getting), or FF16. JONES - I would have to go with a Final Fantasy VI remake, although I’m not sure if I could handle that emotionally. The wait! The trailers! The updates! I’ve kind of given up on anticipating the next mainline, roman numeral, entry in the Final Fantasy series. It takes so long to produce them now, and there’s never a guarantee of what style they will have, that I find it’s dangerous to set your own expectations regarding what it “should” be.

SNOWCONE GUY
I'd like to know what kind of a parent you would be. (If Amanda should be there, I'd love to hear her thoughts as well!) Here are a few scenarios, answer as many or as little as you want. My answers to these are rapid fire, so apologies if I don’t spend the amount of time you think I should regarding each answer. A lot of these are based on the way I was raised. FYI, this is a huge post. For the next month or so, I would appreciate it if your questions/comments were a lot shorter. Even giving me the option to skip questions is a bit exhausting at the moment. 1. Your son is caught stealing something. How do you approach the situation? I’d take him to return the item to the person who he stole it from, and/or pay for it out of his allowance. 2. You notice your son stepping on ants on purpose. How do you approach the situation? Sounds like it’s time to talk about the difference in living things, big and small. How would you feel if I giant stepped on you, for example? 3. You are shopping in the supermarket and your son wants to put something in the shopping cart that you disallowed him to have. He has the intention to get his will with the power of crying, if necessary. How do you approach the situation? I’m sure I’ll be terrible at this, but I want to try to make crying an instant removal from the premises. If we’re out somewhere, and the boy throws a fit, it’s time to leave. I’m sure I will fail this test almost immediately. 4. Your son wants you to buy him something that all of his friends own, even though you deem it overpriced and negative. How do you approach the situation? I think this is an example of not what you say, but how you say it. I’d try not to be disappointed in him asking, but just give him a straight “no” answer, and that’s that. Any pouting or pushing won’t change my stance, and hopefully he’ll just get tired of asking. My parents were pretty consistent with what I could and couldn’t have in terms of price. 5. Your son gets unsupervised access to the internet for the first time. But that would mean that he could potentially see hateful, violent or sexual content that you don't want him to be influenced by. How do you approach the situation? This one is 100% case-by-case. I couldn’t give you an exact age as to when I think such access would be appropriate, or what type of content would be available at that point. I’m curious to explore kid-oriented safety measures when it comes to restricting access. 6. Your son has a new best friend. But that kid is on a really bad track, as it's swearing, doing vandalism, it steals, and has hateful opinions. As the kid is your son's best friend, forbidding to see that kid would lead to a tantrum and would be hard to supervise. How do you approach the situation? This is also a special case, as it would depend on how old he is, where he met this kid, and what my relationship with the kid’s family could be. The answer could range from reacting out to the kid’s parents, or just restricting his exposure to the kid and dealing with the fallout. 7. Your son approaches you to tell you that he feels more like a girl than a boy. How do you approach the situation? If you support him, how far would you go? This would also depend on age, but I have friends that have seen their children successfully transition and multiple ages, some much younger than I would have originally thought was possible. So I’d definitely get them on the phone and talk through all the hazards they overcame to give their child as much freedom as possible. 8. Your son gets bullied by another kid on it's way home from school. He's afraid to be labelled a snitch, and you are afraid that he learns the lesson that violence could be an approach to confrontations. How do you help your son out of this situation without influencing your son to either add violence to his toolbox, or becoming someone that others push around for the rest of his life? I think I’d have to get to know the little guy more to make this call. It all depends on how he typically reacts to adversity. 9. Your son wants to see a certain movie. You know the movie is really good, but it's also R-rated, and he's still years away from becoming an adult. There is the risk of him becoming scared and having nightmares, but also the chance to influence his taste in movies in a way that you potentially like. And perhaps you know that you yourself saw some R-rated movies as a kid, and are happy that you did so.How do you approach the situation? The first R-rated movie I ever saw was Child’s Play, and I loved it. Something “kid-friendly” like E.T. messed me up way more than Chucky did. I think I would be curious to let my son try out something if they were interested in it, like weird food or rollercoasters, instead of determining that it wasn’t in his best interest. 10. You notice your son becoming interested in Weed. How do you approach the situation? Depends entirely on the age. I don’t think just saying “weed is bad” is the solution. I’d have to be honest about the positives/negatives of controlled substances, but my son isn’t buying dime-bags in 5th grade, no matter what. 11. Your son picked up some nonsense from other kids or the internet. Let's say it's a 9/11 conspiracy or some antisemitic propaganda. How do you approach the situation? A nice, long, calm chat. 12. Your son was begging you for half a year, that he wants to learn how to play the guitar. Finally, you buy him a great starter kit and get him a teacher. Two weeks later, when he hits a wall, you notice that he's no longer practicing, he's not going to his lessons, and he tells you that he wants to quit already. How do you approach the situation? I think I’ll give my kid at least one of these, because I respect his willingness to try, especially with something as creatively fulfilling as music. But if he wanted to roll right from the guitar into violin, including getting a new expensive instrument and teacher, I would have him wait a full week or month and then let me know if that something he still wants to do.

ALEXANDER ZYRYANOV
Earlier this year I’ve got a chance to see all Marvel’s Cinematic Universe films (I’ve got a free month subscription to a video service that has these movies) and I liked all the main heroes, except one – Spider-Man. My main problem with Spider-Man: Homecoming is that it can’t decide whether it’s a superhero movie or a high-school movie and you can’t be both. Either the movie has a hero who is ready to make tough choices and worries about others before himself, or the movie has a hero who is constantly worrying about what others will think about him and therefore can’t perform even a simple action like going to a friend’s party. Judging by the box office my opinion isn’t very popular. Maybe it’s because I know next to nothing about Spider-Man (I played recent Insomniac’s game, saw MCU movies and early 2000 movie trilogy and that’s it). You on the other hand is a big Spider-Man fan and none of the above seems to bother you. Can you please explain why hesitant high schooler can be a superhero? JONES - I actually wasn’t a huge Spider-man fan growing up. It wasn’t until high school, when my friend Nathan and I started comparing notes on Batman versus Spider-man, that I started to understand the uniqueness of the character. Spider-man addresses, much more so than other heroes, how difficult it would be to actually maintain the lifestyle of saving people. Batman and Iron Man are so rich they can spend his way around the problem. Captain America has been frozen for decades and all his friends are gone, so what else is he going to do? But Peter has school, a job, a girlfriend, an aging Aunt, and so many other responsibilities that many adults take for granted when we move away from the nest. So when Spider-man slips into the shadows after saving New York, without the praise he rightly deserves, it stings a little bit more knowing that he has to go back to taking care of everything else in his life. This is why I LOVE the Spider-man arc during Civil War (in the comics). It does a great job of showing how his problems are so different than the rest of the Avengers.

DAVID WARREN
What are your feelings on Julie Andrews? Personally, growing up Victor Victoria was one of my favorite movies, I'd watch it with my mom all the time. I also enjoyed Star, S.O.B. and of course Mary Poppins - but never really liked The Sound of Music that much in particular. JONES - I didn’t watch Sound of Music until after I started dating Amanda, so sometime this century. I think she’s an incredible performer, and I’ve stated numerous times that I’m bummed her portrayal of Mary Poppins is something so easily copied, but I’ve never been particularly obsessed with her work.

MATT MCCARTHY
My editor buddy got me into a somewhat exclusive RTX party last year. We were a group of four surrounded by famous streamers and youtubers. While the group had a hard time chatting with these famous folks, I didn’t. I initially brushed it off thinking it was simply because I didn’t know any of these famous people. While that may be true, this was still odd because my group has never had a problem chatting up movie stars at AFF or famous musicians at SXSW. It finally dawned on me that internet celebrities are a significantly different breed of celebrity. When I met Matthew McConaughey, we were both meeting each other for the first time. It was equal footing. I adore Paul McCartney but I don't feel as though I've met him. However, I feel like I met you and Bloodworth over a decade ago. I feel like the other allies are friends from college. But that’s simply not true. From where you’re sitting, how do you handle this when meeting people for the first time? What is really happening with the conversation when one party knows your mannerisms, your sense of humor, hell - even the name of your newborn baby, but you know nothing about them? Is friendship really feasible at that point? Do you find yourself gravitating towards other industry professionals and people who DON’T know you? JONES - Interesting question! I don’t get that choosy when it comes to who I talk to at industry parties, because you never know who you’re going to bump into. I like to keep my options open as much as possible, and try to shake someone’s hand the moment the opportunity arises. I have found that if you want to establish a friendship with someone, DON’T TALK ABOUT THEIR WORK. Talk about literally anything else. If you meet someone you admire, and talk about what you like that they’ve done, I feel you establish yourself immediately as a fan, and it’s hard to break out of that mindset for the. Where if you notice the t-shirt they’re wearing and ask them about it, or ask if they’ve seen a movie/show they have nothing to do with, then you’re beginning to establish a relationship outside of your obvious interests.

JASON WALSTROM
A while back I mentioned The Last Starfighter Musical and now I MUST see it performed! I figure that I need to somehow find a school or local theater to perform it. How does one produce a musical and have you ever taken on such an endeavor? JONES - In one word: money. Your biggest expenses will be obtaining the rights to the source material (unless you want to go rogue and potentially get sued), and securing a venue for enough time to make your money back. Sets. costumes, props, effects, lighting, choreography - all of that is negotiable. But there are still an insane amount of things you need money for. More than you’d think.

MATT BROOKBANK
Blair witch project spoilers..... ....... On the latest podcast you had a hot take that the Blair witch project (first movie) didn't hold up and mentioned you thought that "the Blair witch hates people so much that she just stands back in the trees and watches people suffer". I might agree with your take if I agreed with your interpretation that that's what the movie is. I agree with the other interpretation though, there is no Blair Witch, the female protagonist is actually murdered (intentionally or not) by her ex in the woods after she was lured out there by the legend  of the Blair witch. The other guy was the ex's buddy and though they were just trying to scare her. Then they hid the film reels to cover the murder up, but the film company found them and took the take you had on it. The film is much more interesting as a covered up murder than a monster that stands in the woods.  Any way, I just wondered if you were even aware of that interpretation. JONES - I was NOT aware of that interpretation and I am definitely going to revisit the movie with that in mind. I think that is a natural fit when you think of how the movie was made. The actors had a framework but the directors were also surprising them with sounds, props, etc. The idea that they’re just being messed with is an interesting one to explore.

DAN FITZERGALD
I saw you hyphenated your son's last name. Is there  a reason for this?  I've known 2 people in my life with hyphenated last names, and they were annoyed that their parents did this, and swore they would never do it to their own kids. I've also noticed you always call your wife by her maiden name, so I'm guessing this is her own personal hang up...? JONES - I think “hang up” is a bit strong. It’s her name, and as an actor, part of her business identity. So she wanted to keep it for her career, just as we want to keep the name “Easy Allies.” We hyphenated Milo’s last name because we wanted to pass both down to him. If he gets frustrated as he gets older, he’s more than welcome to drop one and just adopt the other. I don’t have a primal desire to pass my last name down, especially one as prevalent as “Jones.” We actually know several people that have hyphenated names that love it, and are proud to carry both torches. So who knows? I want him to have options, and it makes me happy knowing that Amanda’s son has her name as well as mine.

JESSE NYE
Have kyle, brad or ben expressed any interest in a JoJo Part 5 spoiler mode? I know that ben and kyle have been watching it as it airs, so i was just curious. P.S. Do you plan on checking out any of the Glinny's Cauldron Game Jam submissions? I know that you're super busy but I recommend having a look at them as they're all very cool (there's even one that features you as the protagonist!) JONES - JoJo comes up every now and then, but we’ve never talked about a Spoiler Mode specifically. I desperately need to catch up with that show, though. And I DEFINITELY plan to check out the Game Jam stuff. The fact that people actually put those together is mind-boggling for me, and beyond my general interest, I feel like I owe it to them to see what they put together.

JAKE BANKSTON
Do you have any extra thought on Builder last 2 that didn’t fit into the impressions video? I’d love to hear more of your take on it. JONES - I mentioned in my review of the first Builders that it was unfortunate you couldn’t build a specific amount of one thing at a workbench, and they’ve fixed that in 2. On the negative side, I definitely feel less attached to the people that live in each settlement, because I think the game favors villager functionality over storytelling. But it’s really fun to see them run around farming or mining, so it works out overall.

GMANSIR
What is your favorite Yoshi boss? JONES - Sluggy the Unshaven

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Cup of Jones - July 15, 2019

Your weekly Cup of Jones! Patreon updates and personal questions.

Comments

Alex Castellanos

Jones! I'm so happy for you and Amanda to have Milo home with you!! My suggestion for making this a little easier is maybe to create a PDF of the Q&A portion (business & personal) and attach it to the week's post. This way it doesn't take up tons of room on the Patreon feed. L&R, Alex C.

Anonymous

Hi Brandon, I'm happy Milo is now home with you. I hope everything is well. Last year you did a donation stream for new equipment. Any plans to do a donation stream this year for new stuff, new patreons/increase pledges? If not needed, how about a charity stream?

Anonymous

Congrats on bringing Milo home!! A couple weeks back I suggested you use youtube's community posts to promote new patreon exclusive shows. I've seen them in my feed and always make sure to like them for increased visibility. However, on most posts there have been negative comments about needing to pay additional money to access those videos. ("So we should pay for stupid theories and spoilers. Get Fu***d dude" or "Thank god it’s over, now I can stop ignoring it in my subscription box whenever it shows up") Are you at all concerned with that negativity? Or do you view the posts as a good way to continue plugging the patreon?

EasyAllies

I've thought that he might be able to just use a Google Doc too, but I'm curious about "taking up room on the Patreon feed." For me, I have to click "Continue Reading" to see the whole post, so it shouldn't really take up more room. Are you seeing it expanded from the start? -Bloodworth

Anonymous

Howdy Jones! I think this new short format (with written answers) is totally fine, especially with baby Milo. I think maybe a few suggestions would be to address the takeaways out-loud, and maybe still do the editorial type thing at the end? It could be a pretty efficient way to sum up that week’s “progress” on cup! Happy for you all, including Milo (and Sophie too)! L&R Tahk0

Anonymous

Hi Jones! Glad to hear Milo is home, and everything is doing well! Regarding the truncated Cup of Jones format, I think this works, but maybe add a quick editorial based on one or more of the business questions, if there's a running theme?

Anonymous

I just want to say that I apprecieate EZA keeping it clean in language/conduct/positivity etc, it is refreshing

Anonymous

Hey Jones, Enjoy parenthood! Questions wise, it ain't the same without your reading and spontaneous responses. Definitely TLDR for me :D Take a break! You've earned it!

Anonymous

Hey Jones! I think this format works fine. Just as long as we get an appearance from Sophie every week, of course. Quick follow-up on your answer about favorite movie musicals: Have you seen the Broadway Theatre Archive version Pirates of Penzance? It was filmed live on stage with basically the same case (the only major change is that Patricia Routledge plays Ruth instead of Angela Lansbury.) It's my favorite version of the two, mainly because I think the audience gives it a nice energy. If you haven't seen it yet and are interested, it's streaming on BroadwayHD. Anyway, hope you're enjoying your parental leave!

Anonymous

I rather not read. I rather you don't answer the question or Blood can answer them.

VGJunky

I feel bad for both Sophie and you when I see you pick her up on CoJ - she's so excited with the other Allies but when you pick her up she definitely acts like a teenage daughter that's getting a hug from her father in a public setting

Kirbu

Meant to ask this during Ian's absence, but I still think it'd be useful. Has there been any thought or desire to having a small studio tablet or ultralight notebook that would screen share with a capture or streaming PC? When no one is at the helm to help out, it would still allow hosts/streamers to monitor recordings, and perhaps make easy tweaks like changing color presets in the podcast studio or adjusting audio levels just a little from the streaming couch if necessary.

Anonymous

I hope you don't mind a wee bit of unsolicited parenting advice. I promise this won't be an ongoing thing. "I’m sure I’ll be terrible at this, but I want to try to make crying an instant removal from the premises. If we’re out somewhere, and the boy throws a fit, it’s time to leave." I've seen these kinds of situations in stores, and they make me cringe every time. The kid acts up pretty mildly (as in picking up an unwanted item a couple of times, or touching something they shouldn't, or just crying - not throwing things or screaming like crazy), and the parent instantly snaps and turns into a police officer, literally dropping everything and dragging the kid back to the car as fast as they can. Kids are delicate. It's easy to traumatize them. Any time I acted up, my mother would gently take me aside, talk to me, and reason with me. And that made me SO happy. Whenever possible, ~guide~ your kid, don't push them. (cont.)

Anonymous

"I’d try not to be disappointed in him asking, but just give him a straight “no” answer, and that’s that." Kids don't learn from "no". ~Explain~ to them why they can't have/do X. Give them alternatives. If they are still insistent, try your best to tell them they're being irrational. "No" can of course be used when all else fails, but don't be sinister about it (such as pointing your finger right in their face) unless their behavior is totally unforgivable. (cont.)

Brandon K Gann

Hey Mr. Jones! Before getting to my question for this week, I wanted to give a couple of notes AND answer the questions you asked prompted by fellow Patron Morgan Mohalla: Notes – 1.) This format is really good! Forces to keep everything more concise and 2.) Per your request about screenshots from Trailer Jones, this framing (https://youtu.be/qfvsjUXgc98?t=316) is what I found appealing (Watching is not necessary and I’m not too tech savy, so apologies if it starts playing), and this framing is the point of comparison (https://youtu.be/qfvsjUXgc98?t=1244). Answers – 1.) I watch Cup of Jones because I think it’s a unique thing someone takes the time to answer their audience/financial contributors every. Single. Week. (Though the format is shifted time to time). Also, I’m consistently blown away my question, whatever it is, is worthy enough as you deem it to be answered. Even if it’s a “No.” and you move on, I will always appreciate and be ever thankful you provide me the opportunity to contribute in the tiniest way. 2.) No change comes to mind as you have a nicely defined, segmented format. 3.) Sure, if the devil is a hard video game boss and by pale moonlight if you mean the dulled lightbulbs of the rooms I’ve sat in. Question - I have a clarifying Community Showcase guideline question. I’ve been inspired by fellow Patrons in both topic ideas and submission types, and am considering doing my comments as a recorded audio file, but when I checked the guidelines, I wasn’t sure which of the following is more accurate, so I was hoping to know: For strictly spoken submissions, does it fall in the three minute rule akin to music and videos, or the 500 word rule as I’m only going to leave a comment (so no accompanying video or music)? I’m not promising I’m going to transition from written to audio submissions, especially as the answer will be one of the factors as to whether I will, plus I REALLY dislike the sound of my voice, but I’m doing some checking on a couple of things and wanted to be sure. As always, thank you very much for taking my question and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day! Cheers!

Professor Metal Gear

Jones, enjoy this moment in life. Milo will only be this young and small for so long, for better or worse. Take care.

Alexander Zyryanov

Answers to your questions: 1. I consider Cup of Jones as a show and I watch all EZA shows. 2. I think asking us questions is a great idea and you can do this once in a while if you want to learn something (business or personal). 3. No, but I think it’s a quote from some movie.

Anonymous

Jones, I'm so damn happy for you and Amanda, and I don't even know you. Crazy thing this internet, eh? Anyway, with paternity leave in session, what, if anything, can we expect from you for the upcoming Hall of Greats? I don't mean "what game", more if you'll be submitting a video, an audio, a letter, maybe jump in for voting, catch the stream live and be in chat, or simply, sadly, heart-breakingly, nothing at all? I love you 9 crazy bastards and everything you stand for. L&R!!

Anonymous

How many days per week do some or all of the allies come into the studio to shoot shows/stream/etc? If not the same every week, then how many days on average?

Anonymous

Jones, not really a question but I did want to say based on your Dibs/All Yours from the podcast last week, you'll regret your words and deeds giving up Elsa Bloodstone. I'm sure it's just unfamiliarity because there's no way you wouldn't be down with a badass vampire hunter who is constantly dual wielding shotguns. Anyways I hope you and Amanda get some rest when possible! L&R GOTYlocks

Anonymous

Hi Jones and/or Blood! I had a question regarding Tabletop Escapades. A while back you guys mentioned the future of TTE was still up in the air. Has anything changed on that front? I realize that both Ian and Huber's recent losses might have delayed actually bringing the show back but have you had any discussions about it? Also, I know that creating entire worlds is a lot of work for Ben so have you guys thought of maybe changing the format, temporarily or permanently, to general tabletop games? It could be a new game each week or it could be a longer game shot in one sitting but divided up into episodes. A general tabletop game show isn't tied to specific characters so it might be easier to throw a show together when one or more regular players are unavailable.

Alex Castellanos

Since you asked Brandon, here are my answers: Q#1: Why do you watch or listen to C.o.J., specifically? A: I love to hear the latest news / developments from EZA. It's also great to get any behind-the-scenes goodness that we might not otherwise get as a viewer or even as a patron. Also, it's nice to be able to ask a business related question about the previous week's content, or a general question, and have the ear of one of the Allies. Q#2: What would you like to see change in C.o.J. when I get back to doing regular, full-length, live episodes? A: I like Cup of Jones a lot and I'm not sure there is much that needs changing as far as the format is concerned. As far as Brandon Jones, allow me to humbly make a request. Please take an extra second before answering challenging questions. In other words, sometimes you can jump to the defense of EZA or one of the Allies' actions in particular, and I would love it if instead of jumping in to defensive mode so quickly, you took an extra second to listen to the question being presented and try to understand the motivation of why someone would be upset in that instance. Try to sympathize with the person asking the question more. (You may already be doing this, but jumping to answer someone so quickly does give the impression of just answering defensively without maybe fully thinking through the "why did they ask?" part) Q#3: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? A: You wanna get nuts?!! Let's get nuts!! - Bruce Wayne

Anonymous

Hi Jones, There's a Mega-sponsor tier...what about setting up a mini-sponsor tier for $100? Sponsors at this level could get name and, maybe one web address or twitter handle in the text on the podcast post description and in the Halftime just say something like "and thank you to our Mini-sponsors. You'll find their information in the description" but they're not mentioned individually on the show? And then get a separate title card after the Podcast Sponsor one in the monthly end listing... You wouldn't have to have a limited number if you aren't spending any more time on reading them aloud each week. just a thought that popped into my head =)

Anonymous

#1 - Because I find Brandon to be an engaging and honest speaker, and I really respect his goal of hearing everyone out, even if he really disagrees with what they are saying. Also, as a day 1 patron, I feel obligated to understand what is going on with the business because I am *literally* invested. Question #2 - I like the idea of bringing in more allies to answer questions occasionally. I think it would be fun for Ian or Kyle to chime in on these answers sometimes. Still though - a tag team effort, I don't want them to replace Jones. Question #3 - How dare you.

Anonymous

Personal: Hi Jones! Congrats to you and Amanda on bringing Milo home. I’m just curious as to how Sophie is taking it? I know it can be a bit of a coin toss bringing babies home to dogs, sometimes they can be jealous, and other times they’re welcoming. When I was born our family dog at the time saw me as his pup, he’d lie down next to my cot when I was asleep and protect me, to the point where he growled and snapped at my grandmother when she came to try and wake me once, when he would never have done that normally. He also helped me learn to walk, allowing me to hold on to his coat and walking at the pace I did. So how is Sophie doing? Does she care? Is Milo her new pup? Somehow I doubt Norbert cares much. L&R Ivan

Anonymous

Hi, papa Jones. First of all, congratulations to your family on Milo being home. I know that's a great relief to you all and now you can all enjoy him as much as you want in the comfort of your home surrounded by family. Just don't chew on his cheeks, you're forbidden from doing that. Just kidding. I really wish all the best for you all. Second, Patreon deleted my comment from last week - in which I also congratulated you on Milo being home, that really bummed out at first, but now I see it as a badge of honor, meaning I'm a true Patron now. Badge of honor joking aside, regarding the text format, I can't say I endorse it because I watched - mostly listened - to Cup of Jones while doing other things, like cooking, grinding in a game like Warframe or Assassin's Creed, doing the dishes or minial stuff like that. So the text format I will have to postpone to maybe try and read one or two questions per week or something. And as much as it pained for me to write that, because I love reading so much I almost always forget to eat or go to the bathroom on time because I read too freaking much, however that would be like "appointment reading", similar to how Game of Thrones was "appointment viewing" by most people. Because this would just kill the flow of reading I have and also, would be unlike your previous episodes, which I watched and listened when I had the time instead of live. Sounds crazy now that is typed, but makes a crazy sort of sense in my head. I also enjoy listening to your voice, it's very soothing. And when you read one of my questions, I always made sure to pause or stop what I'm doing, go fullscreen and look directly into your eyes, as if you were talking to me face-to-fae. Still, I will make an effort if this format is here to stay. However, I would like to propose a better alternative, not sure how viable it actually is since it would rely on one or more of the other Allies' time - which I know is limited - as well as their willingness to do it. I really wish a few of the other Allies could host Cup of (Jones) while you're on parental leave, like a different one every week - with the exception of you, Huber, and Don. That would give us access to ask direct questions to that Ally himself and would be great bonus Co(J) episodes to watch/listen to someone else tackle the show. The titles could be epic: Mug of Blood (or sMug of Blood - s for super), Tankard of Damiani, Goblet of Ian, Sake cup of Ben, Beaker of Kyle, Quaich of Brad, to name a few. Don't you want to watch a Goblet of Ian, Tankard of Damiani or Beaker of Kyle!?! Just imagine how great those would be. I can already see Kyle taking questions with some very sassy attitude, Damiani being very serious or humorous depending on the question, and Ian being indifferent to some questions, while being very into others. It would be amazing and would differ from Patron Q&A since it would be questions directed at that Ally and what he thinks. I already have an excellent question for Ian regarding The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Yeah, I really do. Just imagining Ian's face when he realizes it's a question regarding The Witcher 3 makes me laugh. That would be so amazing. And Bloodworth could help them with the business questions if they have any doubts, plus they would know more parts of the business that they may otherwise not have known or be interested to know. I even bet many of the Allies might start watching CoJ after seeing how the format is and how lovely the Patrons' questions are after they experience it for themselves. Plus it could set a yearly tradition to have the Patrons hunger to get another Tankard of Damiani or Goblet of Ian when you go on vacation, as well as hunger for Cup of Jones to get back. And of course, I'm sure once the Allies got into it, they will enjoy it and have a lot of fun. But most importantly, this would leave you free to enjoy Milo the most during your parental leave. I would even suggest you leave Trailer (Jones) completely to other Allies, or let it accumulate and do a bunch of them when you come back - if the Allies do it while you're away, it could be titled "Easy Trailers". Just concentrate on enjoying your small-sized champ as much as possible. In essence, this way, everybody wins (hopefully). I know this relies on other Allies, but even if it was just one other Ally every week, I would love it as well. Could even be a Mug/sMug of Blood every week, if his time allows and he's up for it. Just a suggestion/takeaway to iscuss with other Allies and see what they think of it. L & R PS. I hope you don't mind the large message too much, since you don't have to read it out loud - thinking of your vocal cords, however I will do my best to keep the next ones small, since it still takes time to read and that's very precious time away from Milo that I'm taking from you. So apologies in adavance for that to you, Milo and Amanda as well.

Anonymous

As a parent of a 2 1/2 year old, you’ll get to have full sleep nights again, but right now, take it as it comes. The first year is the toughest, after that it’s already getting easier. Love!

Anonymous

Mr Jones and Bloodworth, one thing that came to my mind is to monitor the stream, why don't you open the twitch app on any of your phones and check the sound quality, i do that on my job a lot when there are town halls conferences, open the call of the videoconference and check everything for other people instead of waiting everyone yelling and spamming the issues that you may have, for example, Damiani and Ian could do that on the first 5 minutes of the stream and leave the stream open on a phone or laptop just to quick fix if on the middle of the stream starts buckling.