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Thanks to you, we’re back to scoring trailers. It took this long because I wanted to focus on what meant the most to Easy Allies, and not just bring back everything we used to do at GameTrailers. Scoring trailers made a lot of sense back then. I’ve been really moved by your collective desire to get the show running again. As petty as criticizing these videos can seem sometimes, it’s something I’m really passionate about, and I hope our scoring skills haven’t slipped.

There’s a BIG difference between our old trailer shows and Trailer Jones: YOU. If you’re reading this, you’re a $2 or above Patron. I need your help picking out the best trailers to score. The good and the bad. When I post a new episode, leave me some links in the comments of what you’d like us to cover in future episodes. I can’t promise we’ll get to everything, but we’d like to get you one episode each week.

From a production standpoint, I’m going to revamp the logo and intro song soon, but these will do for now. Gotta get Bloodworth a better mic. I’ll play around with the format as well after reading Patreon and YouTube comments.

Trailer Jones will remain a $45K goal here on Patreon, even though we’re currently below it. The show is being funded directly through Hoeg Law, meaning I can count on those production expense each month. To keep the show going, even without Hoeg’s help, is still what we’re aiming for. So for now, thanks Hoeg! Enjoy the first episode and let me know what you want us to score next.

- Brandon

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Trailer Jones - Starcraft: Remastered - We Are Under Attack

In our first true episode, Blood, Bosman, and Jones are back to weigh in on another high-budget Blizzard trailer. Was this money well spent or is this invasion not having the desired effect? Sponsored by Hoeg Law - https://www.hoeglaw.com Support us through Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EasyAllies Schedule: http://easyallies.com/ Merchandise: http://shop.spreadshirt.com/easyallies Live streams - https://www.twitch.tv/easyallies Stream archives - https://www.youtube.com/easyalliesplays https://twitter.com/easyallies https://www.facebook.com/easyallies https://easyallies.tumblr.com/

Comments

Anonymous

Good trailer to start on for sure, I'm pumped for this remaster!

Anonymous

Hoeg Law is the real MVP

Anonymous

So happy to see this back!

Anonymous

It's so good to see Trailer Jones becoming a reality. I was just watching the GT trailer score for the FF7 remake trailer today for the good feels. Thanks for all your hard work guys. L&R.

Anonymous

Remind me how good live action Pokemon 20th was <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F46tGehnfo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F46tGehnfo</a>

Anonymous

Glad to have the show back! Scores seem a bit high considering you weren't even sure if it was a parody or not, but too each their own :P

Anonymous

So happy for this to be happening! How about the Overwatch Cinematic Trailer? :D <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqnKB22pOC0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqnKB22pOC0</a>

Anonymous

Please score Xbox One X Reveal trailer (link for reference: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gp-Voq6MQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gp-Voq6MQ</a>)

Anonymous

@Kyle I believe some of it took place jn Japan. Specifically the couple eating street food and feeding each other. Saw some Japanese text there and they were eating takoyaki.

Anonymous

Good stuff.

Christophe Fettouhi

love that trailers jones is back. just a quick note I do think that you should for consistency sake keep to the star system instead of giving the trailer a 10 scale number. just fit better in with the over reviews. people might get confused about that watching a review and then this.

Anonymous

If era of gaming doesn't matter, I'd like to put forth the Intro trailer for Onimusha 3, created by Robot Communications, who has also worked on trailers for Blizzard in the past. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZTWQvMVo8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZTWQvMVo8</a> Feel free to find a better version of this trailer if one exists, but this is such an epic intro.

Anonymous

Knack 2 or bust, baby <a href="https://youtu.be/Q5DH6p2pPh8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/Q5DH6p2pPh8</a>

Anonymous

Great first episode! I would like to propose the trailer for the latest Titanfall 2 DLC: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO7QJ5YEa24" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO7QJ5YEa24</a> Also, will you be scoring only game trailers or movie trailers as well?

neet-oh

I would love to hear what you guys have to say about The Last Night <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4IPBiB7SF4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4IPBiB7SF4</a>

Anonymous

I would like Kyle's take on this trailer. It's short, so don't make a whole episode on it or anything though, lol: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHEDOt-ZMM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHEDOt-ZMM</a>

Anonymous

To be honest I really enjoy when its a trailer that one you three (Jones, Blood , Bosman) suggest. Generally means somebody has a hot take on whats in the trailers, good or bad. Trailers Jones should be the MOST opinionated show on EZA, and a personal suggestion would keep that trend going.

Anonymous

This was great, can't fault it! Love the format, length is just right too

Anonymous

Not sure what your stance on scoring non-game trailers are, but how about the Marvel's Inhumans trailer? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sYF1SXcWqQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sYF1SXcWqQ</a>

Anonymous

I kind of agree. Maybe consider going for one you've picked and one the patrons pick?

Anonymous

Great to see this feature come back! If you guys cover old trailers, I'll suggest Punch-Out for Wii: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxeyY95HEzs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxeyY95HEzs</a>

Nut Kon

One thing I realize you guys not being very good at is identifying that trailers like these are aimed at audiences that are not American, (in this case, South Korea, as the game is HUGE here, the trailer has a lot of the same vibes as korean ads lol) so they might be tough for you to relate to. Maybe need to take that into consideration

RedVIII

I know it's not the main focus, but I'd love for you to score some movie trailers from time to time, like you did with the Episode 7 trailer. I would especially enjoy the Thor Ragnarok teaser trailer. It's just so good. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MGUNV8MxU&amp;t=5s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MGUNV8MxU&amp;t=5s</a>

Anonymous

I am so happy to see Brandon back, scoring trailers. Thank You Patreons and thank you Hoeg Law.

Anonymous

Hey Brandon, I would like to offer this trailer as tribute to being scored from Metroid: Samus Returns on 3ds! <a href="https://youtu.be/UhOx-FpEAQk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/UhOx-FpEAQk</a>

Anonymous

Hey Allies! I think the trailer for the game "Everything" would be a good pick. It is the first video game trailer that is eligible to be nominated for an Oscar! Trailer: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYHp8LwBUzo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYHp8LwBUzo</a> Oscar News: <a href="http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2017/06/09/everything-trailer-oscar-qualification-a-first-in-the-industry/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2017/06/09/everything-trailer-oscar-qualification-a-first-in-the-industry/</a>

Alejandro Medina

Hey Brandon, I would love the sequel for the unofficial trailer score you did for wwe 2k17 the trailer for 2k18 is out and it's gooood <a href="https://youtu.be/BUZUIDVLUnk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/BUZUIDVLUnk</a>

Brandon K Gann

Trailers being scored.... it feels good. For my submissions, I want to revisit E3, in part because I don't believe any other substantial trailers have released in the intervening weeks since. During the great Episode 0, several trailers were touched on and it was a wonderful hour, but of course not all trailers could be scored and not all trailers were in press conferences, like my first pick. SO: my two suggestions are: Kingdom Hearts III - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojIgAIl3jE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojIgAIl3jE</a> Ori and the Will of the Wisps - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPSl2vyu2Y" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPSl2vyu2Y</a>

David Rodríguez Madriñán

Since it's been criminally ignored by the "best trailers of all time" discussions in both GT and EZA, I will start regularly submitting this perfect piece of media to keep it fresh in your minds x) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbetJKOQB7k" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbetJKOQB7k</a>

Anonymous

Breath of the Wild trailer 3 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJeGTdEgc5I" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJeGTdEgc5I</a>

Anonymous

Get Even launch trailer. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op_zu4-7YNw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op_zu4-7YNw</a>

Witt Fesmire

One trailer that I think would provide a great analysis is the Detroit: Become Human Trailer from either E3 2016 or 2017. Does the trailer convey the gravity of the decisions you make as well as making it seem like a story worth caring about? They are both definitely interesting trailers and at least one should be scored in my opinion. E3 2016: <a href="https://youtu.be/QD1pbWCJcKQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/QD1pbWCJcKQ</a> E3 2017: <a href="https://youtu.be/sAmKdZdfV1c" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/sAmKdZdfV1c</a>

Anonymous

Official Call of Duty "Days of Summer" trailer. The weirdest thing I've seen in a while: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmcQ2vDVxew" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmcQ2vDVxew</a>

Anonymous

Just one request, could you post a link to the original trailer in the description of the Trailer Jones episode? Just to make it easier to watch the trailer that is getting scored. I just thought of how ironic it would be if you link it to the gametrailers youtube channel.

Anonymous

I repped this to you on Twitter, Jones, but this playable teaser for a Revolver game called Ape Out is a rollicking and jazzy ride: <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/606390/agecheck" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://store.steampowered.com/app/606390/agecheck</a>

Anonymous

Here's my entry for the next Trailer Jones. I still believe that they'll make another. Gotta have faith! L&amp;R <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkIhvprU7FI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkIhvprU7FI</a>

Anonymous

In honor of next week's release (and because it is one of my favorite game series) I submit the Final Fantasy XII story trailer. In my opinion this is the best of a set of trailers for the new remaster that Square released last month. <a href="https://youtu.be/25M5rVtrWYI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/25M5rVtrWYI</a>

Anonymous

How about some Doomfist hype for Overwatch: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZfZFNuOpI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZfZFNuOpI</a> I think this trailer does escalation very well and its full of gamplay hints and lore. L&amp;R Jordy