Happy Pagan Fertility Celebration (Patreon)

  It's one of my better qualities, I believe, that when drunk I like to inform people about the real world history of druidism and the other early faiths of our time. What this normally culminates to is that being born relatively close to the winter solstice, I reckon I should be rightful king of Britain and Ireland. 

  Jokes aside (not to mention I'm far too close to an anarchist to sustain a monarchy) there are 12 variations in the zip, including cumshots, pubic hair versions and high heels. Figured the hair and feet were pretty polarising subjects so I'd try to cover as many bases as possible.

  Have a happy Easter or whatever you're celebrating right now and remember to breed ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶e̶m̶p̶t̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶k̶s̶,̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶g̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶e̶t̶u̶r̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶u̶n̶a̶r̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶e̶n̶d̶a̶r̶