Well, Crud... (Patreon)

Legion, I have a problem. The tl;dr is I need to raise money for a new car in a hurry. (details below). 

To do that, I am having a sale on commissions My rates and details are in the images below. You folks ALREADY get a discount off any commission*, so the sale price of an additional15% off THAT is pretty insane, but I'm gonna honor it. Sale ends 4/22 at midnight.

Basically, someone took out car on a joyride and wrecked it. We need to replace it ASAP, but if you've seen, prices are sky high. Even crappy beaters are out of our price range. We're trying to scrimp and save up more, but additional income would be a godsend.

Yes, we were insured. But they have to investigate which will take time, and our car was ancient so depreciation is gonna be a bear... Let's just say we're not expecting much help from that.

If you can help, cool. If you can RT or signal boost this, also cool. Every bit helps, even sympathy. :)

Thanks,
-Stigy and Fam

*Stadard Patron discount is 20% off any commission's quote, or your total patronage to date, whichever is less.