Gif: THE DAY SKYLER'S DAD CLOWNFISHED (Patreon)

INTERIOR - SUBURBAN KITCHEN - DAY.

Skyler and two of his friends are sitting at the table while Skyler's father glumly does the dishes. Suddenly - whoosh! - Skyler's father transforms into a rather pretty and buxom female version of himself. He looks down at his new body, surprised and delighted. The boys gawk at him.

Skyler: D-Dad? What the..?

Dad: Well, I'll be! It seems I've clownfished!

Skyler: Clownfished?

Dad: Yes, son. Clownfish families have a mom and dad just like humans, but if the clownfish family loses the mom, the dad changes into a female and becomes the new mom. Since your mother ran off with that carpet salesman, it appears I've undergone a similar process. I clownfished!

Skyler looks like he's in shock but his friends have big, dopey smiles.

Skyler's Friend: Wow, Skyler. Your dad's super pretty now.

Skyler's Other Friend: Yeah! He's way prettier than your old mom was!

Skyler lets out a horrified yelp and runs off to his room. His dad sighs, takes a frilly apron down from a peg and ties it tightly around his waist.

Skyler's Dad: Well, I guess he'll need some time to adjust to the new me. Maybe he'll cheer up if I bake a nice cherry pie. Who wants some?

Skyler's Friends: We do, ma'am!

Skyler's Dad: Ooh, "ma'am!" I like the sound of that!