Gif: A CASE OF PROGRESSIVE BIMBOITIS (Patreon)

Patient: See, doctor? This is what I was telling you about! I keep turning into a girl, and every time it happens my boobs get bigger! Just look at these things!

Doctor: Yes, you have a condition we call Progressive Bimboitis. I'm afraid you're only going to get hotter and more stacked, and you should expect some mental changes as well. Your IQ will drop and your sex drive will increase. You'll become irresistibly attracted to men.

Patient: Oh, no! How do I stop this?

Doctor: The process will stop eventually... when you're 100% bimbo. And from the looks of you, I'd say you're well on your way. Here, let me write something out for you. A lot of my bimbo patients have found it helpful.

Patient: Is it a prescription?

Doctor: No, it's directions to Madame Zuzu's, a lingerie store downtown. She'll fit you for some custom bras that should give you plenty of support while also really showing off those bazongas.

Patient: Wow. You are the worst doctor in the world.

Doctor: Yeah. Hey, I'm off in five. Wanna go get some drinks, then maybe head back to my place?

Patient: Sure, baby! (He gasps, realizing what he's just said.) Aw, goddammit.