Gif: FROM BIGOT TO BLACK AND BEAUTIFUL (Patreon)

"Wh-what happened? I feel so weird. Do I have... boobs? And why is my skin so dark?"

"I got sick of all your racist, sexist bullshit, so I cast a spell to give you a new perspective on life. From now on you're gonna be a Black, beautiful woman."

"What? But..."

"Go get yourself ready for a night on the town. I wanna show off my sexy new girlfriend to all the guys."

"Okay, baby. Wait... what?"