Gif: PUMP UP THOSE PECS (Patreon)

No matter how much time he spent working out, he just couldn't get the kind of firm, defined, manly chest he wanted. Finally he got so desperate he bought a special cream off the dark web, one that promised to pump up his pecs.

He followed the instructions on the bottle, rubbing the cold, minty blue goo into his skin just before he started his daily workout. As he grunted on the pec deck he felt a funny tingle in his torso, a swelling that stretched his shirt tight across his chest. The cream was actually working! He smiled smugly, knowing that he'd soon have the kind of big, bulging, manly pecs that'd make him the envy of every guy in the gym...