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A guy is in his cruddy little apartment, sitting on the couch beside a muscular male genie with sparkling green skin.

Guy: OK, Genie. For my first wish, I want to be super rich and have a huge mansion!

Genie: Wish granted.

There is a bright green flash and when it clears they are in an absolute palace. The guy finds himself sitting on an enormous bed with white silk sheets, while the genie lounges nearby on a red settee.

Guy: Wow! OK, for my next wish, I want to have the hottest sex ever!

Genie: The hottest sex?

Guy: Yeah! The hottest, sexiest sex there ever was!

Genie: Wish granted.

There is another bright green flash, and when it passes the guy has turned into a curvy blonde in a frilly negligee. He falls back on the bed, boobies bouncing, and looks around in confusion.

Guy: What the hell? Why am I a girl?

Genie: You said you wanted the hottest sex, and I think you'll agree that the hottest sex is... female.

Guy: Oh, come on! I didn't mean I wanted to be the hottest sex! I want to have hot sex! I want a lover who knows how to drive me wild in bed...

Genie: So, that's your final wish?

Guy: Yeah! Come on, give me a...

He trails off, seeing the leer on the genie's face.

Genie: Wish granted... darling.