Gif: KITTENING UP! (Patreon)

Taking a shortcut through an alley, he encountered a gorgeous Asian girl who was wearing a pair of kitty ears.

"Hey," he said. "Why don'cha be a good little pussy cat, and come sit on my lap and let me pet you for a while?"

She sneered, pulled a wand out of her purse and pointed it at him.

"That's funny," she said, "coming from a pretty little kitten like you..."