Gif: FOR OUR NEXT ACT... (Patreon)

A burly young man is shoved out onto a stage, where he's hit with a hot, bright spotlight. He finds himself facing an audience of rowdy women while a hostess in a sexy ringmaster costume addresses the crowd.

Hostess: Ladies, if you thought our last transformation was fun, just wait until you see what we've got in store for you next! Meet Kurt, a nasty redneck dope with a 'No Fat Chicks' bumper sticker on his truck...

Kurt: What? That was just a joke! Who are you bitches, anyway? What's this all about?

Hostess: I think we all know what kind of transformation would be best for a boy like Kurt... he's going to become a "fat chick," himself!

Kurt suddenly transforms into a curvy, female version of himself. His body swells until the buttons pop off his shirt, revealing his new cleavage stuffed into a lacy, purple bra. He looks down in horror.

Kurt: What? Oh, my God... I've got boobs!

Hostess: Boobs, a cute little pot belly and a great big badonkadonk booty! Just look at that pale, soft, buttery bod! What a pretty plumper!

Kurt shrieks and runs from the stage.

Hostess: Good luck, Kurt! You'll never be able to lose a pound, so we hope you learn to love your new curves and embrace life as a big, beautiful woman! Up next we have a racist dude from Kentucky who looks a little pale to me...