Gif: REDAZZLING BOOBIES (Patreon)

He was a wannabe warlock who had an unfortunate tendency to get his words mixed up. Instead of eye of newt, he'd say nye of ewt. Instead of toe of frog, he'd say froe of tog. Instead of mummy dust, he'd say dummy must. One day he tried to become rich by conjuring up a pair of huge trunks full of bedazzling rubies. He did get a huge pair of trunks, but not quite the way he intended... and he also got a huge pair of redazzling boobies!