Gif: MY NEW BIMBOFICATION APP (Patreon)

Jake: Dude, you've got to give up this crazy dream about being an app developer. Your apps never work.

Blake: My new one will. I'm sure of it.

Jake: Oh, yeah? What's it supposed to do?

Blake: I can use it to turn anybody into a bimbo. Watch.

Jake: Oh, come on. That's the most pathetic thing I ever... Whoa!

Blake: You ain't seen nothing yet. Let me just scale up your cup size...

Jake: Scale up my..? Hey!

Blake: And look, I can make 'em even bigger!

Jake: Stop making them bigger! They're way too big already!

Blake: Now I'll just adjust your IQ, sexual orientation and lust levels. You're gonna make a great bimbo girlfriend!

Jake: What? Dude, forget about it! There's no way I'll be your -

Blake: Come sit on my lap.

Jake: Yes, Daddy!