Gif: THE CURSED BENCH (Patreon)

"Sorry, buddy, but you should've read the sign. This bench is cursed, and any man who sits on it gets turned into a sexy girl. It happened to me a few months back, and I'm still getting used to these big ol' bazoombas, here."

"What? Why the hell is there a magical, cursed bench in the middle of a public park?"

"Dude, you're in a Mindi Flyth gif. Just be glad you didn't get turned into a girl's panties or something. And watch, I bet your girlfriend's into this. You're into it, right, honey?"

"Oh, I'm super into it."