Gif: THE PRINCE'S BRIDE (Patreon)

"So, you're the leader of this little rebellion, eh? The insolent wretch who's caused the king so much trouble."

"Aye. And now that you've captured me, I suppose you intend to kill me. What's it to be, then? Shall I be hanged? Drawn and quartered?"

"Oh, no. The king has a far more... interesting fate planned for you. You are to be transformed into a fair maiden, and become the prince's bride. My spell will make you loyal and loving, a good little wife eager to obey her husband and bear him many children."

"Well, I'd sooner die than... Wait, what?"