dot com (Patreon)

Patreon doesn't allow us to share external links to NSFW content, but if (hypothetically speaking) I happened to have a super sexy, patrons-only external site that was my name followed by a dot com, this month's password might be a certain color that rhymes with bed, all lower case.

And if I had such a site, the current update schedule might be that on Saturdays I'd post a brand new gif, while on Tuesdays I'd post one of the gifs that used to be here before I had to take it down.

I'm absolutely not linking to anything, or even saying that such a site exists. We're only talking about hypotheticals here. Naughty little hypotheticals...