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Hello, you've reached Preggo Pizza. Yes, that's right... our pizza is 100% guaranteed to make you pregnant, or your money back.

Well, I'm sorry if you weren't expecting to become a mother, sir, but our ads make it very clear that our pizza causes instant pregnancy. I mean, "Preggo" is right there in our name!

You thought it was made with Prego sauce? Sir, I assure you that we'd never use sauce from a jar! We make everything ourselves, using only the finest, locally grown, magical herbs and spices.

You say your belly has just started to grow again? Hmm, that's strange. Did you order anything else?

Well, sir, what did you expect when you ordered a side of twin-estrone?