Gif: ASIAN GIRLIFICATION SYNDROME (Patreon)

Scientists are warning of a new illness known as Asian Girlification Syndrome, AKA Weeaboo Flu. The disease appears to only afflict white men who are obsessed with Asian pop culture, with the severity directly linked to the degree of obsession. Sufferers experience a rapid and permanent physical transformation, becoming remarkably attractive young women with an Asian appearance and large, bouncy breasts. Some degree of mental changes are common, with 80% of previously heterosexual men reporting that they were now strongly attracted to cute white boys. In extreme cases the sufferer may actually begin to speak Japanese, losing the ability to speak English, and they may experience irresistible urges to wear frilly maid outfits, schoolgirl uniforms or adorable little sailor suits.

Related conditions: Animesia, Bunnygirlification, Kawaiitis, Waifu Flu.