Gif: WIFE MATERIAL (Patreon)

Simpkins: Thank you very much for the invitation to dinner, sir. What will we be having?

Boss: I've no idea. Normally I'd have my wife cook something, but that little bitch left me. So, tonight we'll just have whatever you're cooking.

Simpkins: Excuse me, sir? I'm sorry, but I don't really know how to cook. You said you wanted to discuss my taking on a new position, and I thought...

Boss: Ah, yes. Simpkins, you're eager to please but unassertive and not very bright. I don't have much use for you as an employee, but with a few modifications I think you'll have what it takes to make a fine wife.

Simpkins: What? Sir, if this is supposed to be some sort of joke...

Boss: Fies uxor nunc.

*POOF*

Simpkins: Oh, my God! I'm a...

Boss: Be quiet and let me finish the spell, Simpkins. Fac ut uxor mea nunc.

*POOF*

Boss: There you go. In a moment your personality will adjust to fit your new role. You won't lose your memory but you'll become a loving and obedient little wife.

Simpkins: But, I don't... Uh, I mean... What would you like for dinner, darling?