Gif: A MEANIE GENIE HIJACKED THEIR HALLOWEENIES! (Patreon)

Ned and Jed had spent all night hitting on every girl at the Halloween party, with zero success. Now they were on the curb outside, drowning their sorrows with lukewarm, skunky beer while they watched the devil girls and French maids pass by.

"Look at these bitches," Ned muttered. "They dress up in their slutty costumes, with their boobs hanging out for everybody to see, but it's all just a tease. They get off on making dudes frustrated."

"Yeah," Jed said. "Fuckin' poketeasers like them ruin every Halloween. I wish there were some real thirsty chicks here who knew how to show guys like us a good time!"

Just then they heard a giggle and turned to see a curvy blonde dressed in a genie costume, complete with a pink tassel bra, sheer harem pants and a sparkling jewel in her belly button. She folded her arms and gave the boys a funny little smile.

"Wish granted," she said.

(NOTE: This post has the silliest title I've ever come up with, hands down. It was either that or Shake Your Boooo-bies. I ain't proud.)