Gif: DUDE, YOU'LL MAKE HER SO JEALOUS! (Patreon)

"OK, the spell worked, and you turned into that bimbo from the beer poster in my room. When Lydia sees me with a babe like you, she'll be so jealous that I know she'll wanna get back together with me."

"I don't know about this, dude. It feels weird, being a chick and having boobs and stuff."

"Relax, you turned out fantastic. You're probably the hottest girl I've ever seen."

"Wow, you think so? Really?"

"Oh, yeah. God, your tits are perfect. That ass is driving me crazy, too."

"Uh, dude, quite staring at me like that. We're only doing this to make Lydia jealous, remember?"

"Forget Lydia. You'll be a better girlfriend than she ever was."

"Well, that's not what I... Wait, what?"