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OK, ladies, today in Self-Defense for Witches we're going to learn the bimbofication spell. If a man ever bothers you, you can quickly and permanently transform him into a bosomy blonde airhead and then he'll be no threat to anyone. Watch as I demonstrate on Danny here, who is serving as my assistant today.

*POOF*

As you can see, Danni is now a pretty little thing without an aggressive bone in her body. Now, if you take out your wands, I'll explain the process of...

What's that, Danni? Why, yes, I did say the change was permanent. This was all in the forms you signed, when I hired you...

Well, it's hardly my fault if you didn't read them!