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The boys could never get dates and they were fed up with being bullied and picked last for every game. They wished that they'd be the most popular kids in school, they'd be athletic and the cheerleaders would want them...

Now they get lots of attention, especially from the football players, they can jump high and do the splits, and the cheerleaders always want them... at the bottom of a human pyramid!