Gif: FAIRY DADDY (Patreon)

"For God's sake, Sadie! I overheard you trying to cast another one of your ridiculous little 'spells,' asking the fairies to turn you into a fairy too and take you away to their magical kingdom!"

"But, Daddy..."

"You know I've forbidden you from any more of this nonsense! You're much too old to still believe in silly crap like fairies!"

"But, Daddy..."

"But, what? What could you possibly have to say for yourself?"

"Well, it's just that you're kind of standing right in the middle of my fairy circle... and I think the spell worked."

(NOTE: Doh! I just realized that for the last few days it's said "Fif" up there instead of "Gif." Well, I guess that's what you could call a Fairy Gif!)