Gif: JACKET OFF (Patreon)

"You're the worst roommate ever! I warned you to stop using my shit all the time, and now you're wearing my favorite jacket! Take it off right now, or face the consequences."

"Yeah, right. What are you gonna do about it, you little pussy?"

"THIS!"

"Why are you waving your hands around all weird like that? God, if you want your dumb jacket back so bad, you can have it. See, I'm taking it off for you now. Nice and slow. You like that, baby?"