Gif: HEY, SEXY MAMA! (Patreon)

Bill was riding his bike to work when he saw a hot little preggo chick strutting along in a tight black dress and high heels, her belly and boobs bouncing with every step. He slowed down to cat-call her.

"Hey, sexy mama. After you squeeze out that baby, how about you make another with me?"

She rolled her eyes.

"Go make one yourself," she said.