Gif: WHO WILL START THE BIDDING? (Patreon)

So, gentlemen, here's that nosy reporter I told you about. He was investigating all the mysterious disappearances in the area, making a real pest of himself, and I caught him snooping around my place. I think he'll make one of you a fine little companion. He could serve very well as a bride, a maid or even a pet. Now, who will start the bidding?