Gif: BIG, BLOOMING BUDS (Patreon)

"Hey, babe. Those flowers you're watering are almost as pretty as you are. How about when you're done here, we go get a drink and talk about, you know, gardening and shit?"

"I don't think so. Something tells me you're not really interested in botany."

"Aw, give me a chance, babe. I'd love to visit your private garden... and see your big, blooming buds."

"Oh, really? Well, if you're looking for big, blooming buds, it's looks you're growing a pretty fine pair yourself."