Gif: GIRLIE ACTION (Patreon)

The boys were drunk and rowdy when they arrived at the brothel, and they told the madame they were looking for some girlie action.

"Don't worry," she said. "Come on in, and I promise you'll get more girlie action than you can handle."

Once the boys were inside they found lots of bedrooms with gauzy pink curtains and big soft beds, but there were no girls anywhere. They turned on the madame, demanding an explanation.

"What's going on? You promised us some girlie action!"

She gave them a strange little smile.

"Yes," she said. "And you girlies are going to get plenty of action..."