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"Welcome to Magic Scissors, sir! Are you interested in one of our Minute Makeovers?"

"Uh, well..."

"Don't be nervous, sir. All it takes is a snip here, a snip there... snip, snip, snip... and, presto! Just like that, you've become a pretty, pretty girl in a pretty, pretty dress!"

"What the hell?! I only came in here to ask for change for the parking meter! Turn me back into a man!"

"Sorry, we only do girly makeovers here. But I can give you a gift card for another Minute Makeover, if any of your friends want to visit us!"