New [MERCH] Incoming! (Patreon)

THIS MAY BE MY FAVORITE MERCH DESIGN EVER. 

Decades ago, a report trying to address the problem of long-term nuclear waste storage came up with some designs and warnings that were meant to be understandable -- and ominous on purpose -- for at least 10,000 years.

I decided to take those old designs (like enormous spikes protruding out of the ground where waste is buried) and warnings and turn them into incredibly metal t-shirts, etc. 

I am SO HYPE for these. You'll be the first to know when they drop.