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Your Faculty-Only Viewing of [EP.054] (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-15 19:01:01
Imported:
2023-12

Content

PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE AUDITORIUM FOR A SCREENING OF [EP.054]:

What if Vampire Mommy Stepped on You?

Hand in your recording devices to one of the Kevins. The video will be disseminated to the public soon, and I expect to see you nerds there!  Discussion of the episode will commence in #the-facility-episodes on the Discord after the screening.

Files

What if Vampire Mommy Stepped on You?

This is "What if Vampire Mommy Stepped on You?" by Kyle Hill on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

Comments

Criwall

Kyle is always asking the important questions.

Anonymous

Honestly, I think 205kg is a bit of a low ball number for her. Comparing her build (thickness of her arms, e.t.c. ) to the closest real life analogs I can think of (shaq) and the exhibited power in said arms (casually throwing an armoire across a room) I think it's safe to assume an equivalent level of fitness and musculature. Shaquille O'neal's listed playing weight is a beefy 325lb, earning him a calculated BMI of 31.6. To match that before the superfluous padding the internet is so obsessed with Lady D would have to be 585lb, or just shy of 226kg. With said energy stores factored in, assumed to be a median 11.5 percent (for the difference between the average of a healthy males and the average of a healthy females body fat percentage), her mass goes up to slightly under 635lb, or 288kg. To quote the late, great Bonn Scott, she's a while lotta woman. The truly astounding thing is where she found a fashionable stiletto heel in size 41 (assuming her feet are proportionally identical to Robert Wadlow's [tallest man ever] 37, adjusted for the roughly 5% height difference and the +1.5 size difference for American men's to women's shoe sizes).

Anonymous
>>57871642

Hmmm. I had not taken into account the "including hat and heels" portion of her description when I geeked out on the bus ride to work, seen above. I might tweak the numbers later.