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DARK MATTER COFFEE (Patreon)

Published:
2020-03-11 23:41:32
Imported:
2023-12

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I LOVE all the sciencey stuff [THE FACILITY] faculty is already making.

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Anonymous

So I'm supposed to perform some sort of safety Google as well as ask the coffee for it's permission before consuming? Very odd

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I prefer Mocha Antimatter, it tastes much better and as an added bonus, you can't spill it, since it instantly annihilates itself and any surface it falls on. The Dark Matter Coffee is far, far cheaper, which is great! But, it always makes my stomach expand outward in all directions after drinking it.