Make-believe #01
- … a barbarian: full of rage, brute force, and primal urges to satisfy. 3
- … a bard: no instrument resists the passion, charm, and precision of your fingers. 5
- … a cleric: your lips are heavenly, and your body is a sacred temple. 4
- … a fighter: ruthlessly efficient, highly skilled, and totally irresistible in uniform. 0
- … a monk: through discipline, you master every inch of your body. Every. Inch. Of. It. 5
- … a paladin: may the gods have mercy on those under your sword. 0
- … a ranger: you can track and retrieve anything, any beast, or anyone. Perv. 7
- … a rogue: locks are puzzles to be solved. Pants are dungeons to be explored. 3
- … a sorcerer: few people can effortlessly snap their fingers and, suddenly, I’m lit. 1
- … a wizard: I’m a what? 2