Dogs be like: (Patreon)

Oh you’re sick? PERFECT! While you’re napping don’t mind me, I’m just gonna rip up the garbage bags that were on the balcony waiting to go downstairs, drag rotting meat into the house and leave it all out on the balcony so that all the flies that live in the dumpster below our condo can all come upstairs and join our little family.

I hate puppies 😂