This is a true story that JUST happened. (Patreon)

So I’m talking to this girl trying to tell her about this funny segment I wrote about Reasons Why Men Have It Hard In Society: TinMan phenomenon. So I’m telling her this and I get to the tinman phenomenon and go “it’s where men are expected-“ and she cuts me off and says “Yeah I don’t care how small my boyfriends penis is” ahahaha wtf! 😂 GIRL!