My World w/ Jeff Jarrett - "Dutchisms" (Patreon)

As discussed on this week's episode of My World with Jeff Jarrett, we present to you these classic Dutchisms!

Top Dutchisms:

• "Never interfere with your enemies while they’re in the process of destroying themselves."
• "Poverty has a strange way of changing someone’s attitude."
• "I always like my reality shows to be well scripted."
• "When you start listening to marks, pretty soon you’re going to be sitting with them."
• "People will rise to their level of incompetence."
• "If you always do what you’ve always done, you’re always going to get what you’ve always got."
• "Hell, back in the day, people thought the space program was fake, but wrestling was real."
• "Shut up, run the play and cash the damn check!"

Other Great Dutchisms:

• "If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit."
• "Just because you go over, doesn't mean you get over."
• "They [ROH] take a fake business and try to make it real!"
• "She's got a face that could make a train stop, back up and take a dirt road."
• "He could sell a dying man a health club membership."
• Dutch, when waiting to find out what his TNA PPV bonus would be: "I got a bill for my bonus!"
• Dutch on a female talent killing the territory: "Hell, you ought to put her around the AIDS virus...she’ll kill that too!"
• Dutch on Dixie asking him to give the office staff a pop quiz after a marketing meeting: "Hell, I didn’t want to give them a pop quiz, I wanted to pop them."
• Dutch’s idea for a new song: "I’m a half-ass cowboy. I’m a half-ass truck driver, drinking some half-ass beer!"
• "Hell, you could put an Eveready battery in him, he’d kill it."
• "I asked [redacted] to bleed one time. Hell, I got more color shaving!"
• "I stand out like a six-pack in a dry county."
• "Hell, it’s like a beautiful woman. You build her up, but if her voice is the shits, when she talks, it’s like ‘what the fuck?’"
• "Hell, I know just enough Spanish to get the shit beat out of me."
• Dutch on coming up with gimmick names: "Barbara and Betty Skank. We come from a long line of Skank. Mama Skank. What about the daddy? Hank Stank?"
• Dutch: "Two ECW wrestlers were walking down the street. One points up at the sky and says ‘hey, is that a full moon?’ The other says ‘I don’t know, I’m not from around here.’"
• Dutch trying to build up Abyss after one of his matches: "Of all the matches that I’ve seen, yours is the most recent!"
• Dutch on freshening up the roster: "Hell, you can’t keep the same dancers in the chorus line at the same time."