Caption It! Phone Call from Conrad (Patreon)

UPDATE: So MANY good captions, this was a TOUGH one. We'll do more of these real soon! Congrats to Jeremy Weatherholtz! Please message with your phone number. 

Do you want to be on the other end of this phone call?? Now's your chance! Caption the photo above - the best caption will get a personal phone call from Conrad this week! Ready...Go!!