Mr Rillow (Bio) (Patreon)

Name: Rillo

Occupation: Retired

Age: 62

This fella is the old grumpy man of the block, don’t touch his grass, don’s stop and look at his house, don’t make too much noice or old man Rillo will rush to your door and complain about it for 2 hours. One time this kid tried to recover his frisbee that fell on his loan and this crazy goat started to throw empty bean cans at the lil fella, lucky they were empty because all 5 of them landed on target.

Now on to the juicy stuff. A few months ago out mail got mixed up and since last time this happened Rillo just tossed my package into the trash instead of giving it to me i ended up opening to see what he got… dvds, a bunch if em that he ordered online. ALL gainer movies. “Stuff me large”, “Heavy studs clear buffet”, “Feed me, please me Vol.7” they were like 12… i repackaged and gave them back to him. He hasn’t tossed anything on his trash that resembles those dvds so… mr Rillo has an interesting little secret.