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Watermelon is the best fruit don't @ me. (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-24 17:22:45
Imported:
2022-07

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Also, I have some very hideous photos from shoots like this one.  I am compiling a bloopers/ugly photo file to share with you guys at some point. Its gonna be epic.

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Customleash

Is it because it's the metamucil of fruits given your recent history with it?🤣

Josh Radermacher

It scares me how you keep doing things like this. I’m eating watermelon, then you post about watermelon. I’m at the pool, you post about the pool, I’m fishing, you post about fishing, I’m taking with a friend about noodling and you go on a trip to go noodling. Are you stalking me? Also don’t kill us over the watermelon, it’s cool it’s all yours. We’re just looking at it

Jeremy55566

Mmm watermelon. I don't think you could ever have a bad picture of you.

Anonymous

Soooo, I have an idea...can we vote on one of these blooper/"ugly" pictures to have as a poster one month?!

dBravo

Ugly photos are the most unique. I make my children do it all the time

Michael

If I was a woman this would be the hottest photo ever....

Anonymous

That eye contact though! Like you are looking through our souls while eating lol

Brett Thompson

I respect your opinion, except that you're wrong🤨. Watermelon is only good in jolly ranchers.....and photo shoots!

Scourge_77

I don't really see this as a blooper. Instead of feasting on the hearts of your enemies, while making great eye contact, you're just settling the next best thing, watermelon.

Nate

Cool

Jezalina Catelli

I agree 110% watermelon rules its my favorite also

Michael

those eyes!!!😍😍😍😘❤