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December Question Thread!!! (Patreon)

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2023-12-05 09:48:58
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Ask us stuff. Tis the season nigga!!!

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The depressed Minnesota man

Hello man who is always right, man who is never wrong, and Kingston. Who is an influential person that you find hard to believe that you get to interact with? Every Tuesday I get to chat and play video games with Kevin Miller during his streams. He is the voice actor for Sly Cooper and it’s a game I played a shit ton as a kid and have fond memories of.

Emmet Daly

Well Bais, what was your favourite Christmas present you ever received? Have a wonderful Christmas 🎁

Anonymous

For Christmas may I have a single-use N word pass? Preface, I'm a white, snowy blonde man in his 20s with no black friends.

Stacy's Dad is So Gay and it's Rad!

Hey there Sween, Derrick, and Obsequious Hispanic goblin who doesn't read my questions. What is a D list character you think should be given a Sony Pictures Movie? My Pick is Big Wheel

Anonymous

Design a saw trap specifically for one person

Judahwong Ni-ni-NAHHHH

What’s up Bhris, Berrick and Bom Bweeney and happy holidays you filthy animals :). My question is what’s the strangest thing that makes you instantly nauseous. For example if I look at one singular maggot I might puke if it’s more I gotta look away or leave the area. Stay black yall

Sween with the face of a 10 year old white girl

Hey Punk, HIPster, and Full Metal Negroid. With the on going energy crisis, what's a way you would fix it? If Sweeney tries to be serious, please slap his nuts for me, much love <3

Chris's alarmingly small nipples

Hello Black, Blacker, and Blackest (y'all figure out who is who). What is the funniest lie you have told someone that you've never corrected? Hearing you talking about gaslighting reminded me of the time that I actually truly convinced a girl I went to college with that I did not know how to read. I told her that I just never learned how, and the college provided me with a special ed services person who read my textbooks to me and I would dictate my essays to them. She thought it was super cool that the college would have such a dedicated service to its illiterate student body. I looked into this woman's eyes and I knew that she genuinely believed me

Zorgolon

Hello charmander, squirtle, and bulbasaur Can you three charismatic companions convince my brother, to listen to your podcast? His name is Zac.

Haggis

Greetings, moist boys! Which character for an existing work of fiction would you like to see get their own standalone film, show, comic, or what-have-you? PS. Snark Tank has helped me through some rough parts this last year. Thank you for all the laughs, keep em cummin'

TheQuartermaster

Hello Bard, Orc and Other Bard. Which video game has the best comeback story? Cyberpunk 2077 immediately comes to mind, went from a game that sat on my shelf collecting dust for 2 years to one of my all time favourites after all its improvements. Cheers for the tears of laughter

Anonymous

Greetings fuckheads You've brought on friends and other YouTubers as guests but why not let fans/ listeners get a chance to join in on the fun?

Anonymous

Hey there, "Look, look, look, listen, listen, listen," *keeps bringing up the fact that he goes to the gym*, and "that's cur-aaaaazy! So for me, right, what happens is..." What present do you give to someone to ruin their year? Need help for a secret Santa.

masky

Hey the 3 people who talk to me in my sleep. If everyone(politicians,celebrities, homeless people, everyone) in the world had to have fully active onlyfans how fucked would society be?

Debirez

Literally homeless question; have you ever had a uncanny valley experience?

Homeless Transfem who cums

Hey minority report what has been the best thing to happen to you this year love ya and keep up the great work

huggerderek

What's up my three step bros? What's a phrase thar you've picked up recently that really tickles your pickle? For me, I've been saying "not my circus, not my monkeys" a lot. Merry chrismizzle snark bois.

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

Hello hello Piss, Smegrick and Chris Brown Martyr, hope you're all doing well this December. If you could somehow bring back a game series that has been dead for years, which series would you revive, and what developer would you entrust this responsibility with?

Scooped James

Hi guy who can say the N word, guy who can say the N word, and Sween. I'm gonna go to a festival soon where Disturbed are playing and I hope you know I will be singing down with the dickness at them. Ps. PLEASE don't forget to do that Grinch framed song!

TomTomOurLord

Hey there sexy boys. Do you guys think a story needs a deeper message in order for it to be good? This goes for any sort of media, but specifically video game stories.

Fine erectrify mine ,erectrify my homo cock

Hey Chris , Derrick and Cum Stain . What is the worst Christmas movie yall have ever seen ? Mine has to be 8 crazy nights it’s an Adam Sandler Christmas comedy and it’s just as bad as it sounds .

Anonymous

Dear snark boys, pussy has taken me places I wouldn't go without a loaded gun. Given your track records, (Chris, certified lady killer, sween, self acclaimed woman follower, and Derek, Nordic pussy slayer) have any of you lads been put in questionable circumstances for the sake of getting your balls fondled? Love the content and as always, stay snazzy.

Anonymous

Sup fools! What is your album of the year? You may also include albums not released in ‘23 but albums that you discovered this year. Mine is Take Me Back To Eden by Sleep Token.

DevinIsPregnant

Dear Schizo Demon, A Whiteman, and Keith David. Do you have any experiences where you or someone you knew risked it all for the bit? I have spent years convincing my friend and his family that he, a male, is pregnant, to the point of buying prank pregnancy tests and lying to hotels to get him baby baskets. I also made my patreon name so that Chris would say that he was pregnant.

Anonymous

Hey Chris Moneypenny, Sweenia Onatopp and Bussy Galore (played by H.Blackman so, sorry man it had to be you) Which Bond are you gonna gargle double 0’s for AND, if it’s not Sean Connery why are you gay?

Stratman

Sup Papa bear, honeybadger and mouse. Chris and Derrick, who would be your ideal music collab and why? Kingston, you get to play in one famous DM's campaign. Who, and the setting. Love you guys, Sween you make my day with your fucked shit and your laugh. Happy holidays.

Anonymous

What is the worst gift you've received and what is the worst you've given?

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hey my favourite uncles that touch me at Christmas. What do you think are some great Christmas games, that have nothing to do with Christmas? Stay Pervy.

randeep kang

Hey Super Dick Bros, what where the worst holiday situations that u have ever been dragged into. U dont have to just talk about christmas, others events sush as Halloween and Easter can work.

Liam Sheedy

Snark gang. Does Sweeny know about the Poughkeepsie moonies cult?

Anonymous

Hello snarky boys. Classic December question, what’s your best and worst Christmas presents?

Frieza calling black Saiyans the N-word

Greetings, the white one, the black, and Chris I'll keep this short so you'll finally read my question.... If could force any studio to implement a new mechanic into their game, which game would it be and what mechanic? Thanks for the hours of gay content.

guy with Average sized penis

Hello adorable melanin man, apart of my bisexual awakening, and the n-word if it was a person. Brand new Patreon but been listening a long time, my question is simple, are there any issues or opinions you believe in strongly but don’t spend too much time on cause there’s much more important and serious things to care about? An example for me is I think age ratings for movies are stupid and gay, let kids watch what they want if it’s too much for them they either won’t be interested in the first place or will stop watching themselves but it obviously isn’t the highest priority in the world right now so who really cares

ComicG

Hello, Black Peter, Miles, and Miguel. Who is the hottest fictional woman?

Zach

Sup Morty, Morty, and Dick, What’s something in your chosen field that you try not to engage with so that it remains a thing you enjoy not just a jumping off point. For example, I play drums in a hardcore/punk band (we’re called SHIT-BAG but I understand no free clout) and I find myself actively not listening to most punk because I don’t like how listening to it influences what I’m playing. Any similar things with y’all or am I just actually fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Hello Stinky Boys! 2024 seems like a filler year but nevertheless what’s your most anticipated movie or game of that year?

The Cole Train runs on Whole Grain Baby - WHOOO

First time questioneer here: What was your longest dry spell since your V-Card got punched? No shame here boys, mine was 5 years and 9 months. No, I’m not asexual, my meat gets assaulted every day. Hanging with the homies was THE priority for my early twenties. I’m now married with 2 kids. Have a good day guys

A half-black, half-Vietnamese person named Bich Nga

Hello gentlemen, and Sweeny. Have you ever laughed real hard at someone's misfortune? I once started cackling at the sight of a woman getting into a car accident immediately as she was leaving a Lexus dealership.

Papa_Gzeus

What's up you beautiful baby boys! What are some absurdly dangerous things you did when you were kids/teens? Pretty high on my list is hanging off the roof rails of my friend's Tahoe while he did donuts

The Nightman

Hello boys, if your cohosts kicked you off the podcast but you could choose your replacement and they'd automatically say yes and actually do it, who do you pick and why? This can be as kind or as malicious to the podcast as you'd like.

DripMH, Lord of Homeless Drip

Not a question, just a friendly reminder to make that Mr. Grinch parody you lizards talked about making a couple months ago

James Saint Little

Hey Shawties. Time to be honest. Say one thing that you like about one another and one thing that you don’t like. Honesty is the best policy. Cheers whores!

Balls witda balls da bang da bang dicky dicky

Hello, my favorite N word sayers. What is a piece of media that you cannot possibly understand the amount of praise it receives? Heres a starter: Bioshock Infinite is hot fucking garbage. The hate that 2 got should've been aimed at Infinite.

Commander-in-Queef

Hey boys, what's a show/game series you loved so much it hurt when the writing became dogshit and weakened the overarching story? For me it's gears 5 turning jd into a fucking war criminal then getting sidelined. P.S. I recently learned they make other yoohoo flavors, the infection is spreading.

Almost $50k in debt

Quick question boys. Would you rather vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich? By the way, I accidentally gained a sex addiction where I spent around $4k on hookers. ($80-200 each)

Anonymous

If I were to design some costume patterns for you fine folks based off your favorite super-suits, & have them printed & shipped over to you; which suits would you be interested in?

Anonymous

Hello three segments of a demented snowman! When was a moment that somebody killed the vibe?

Jojo

Hello melinated kings and Chris! At time of writing, the first trailer for GTA VI was released just yesterday, over a decade since the original release of GTA V back in the long forgotten, prehistoric age of 2013. In honor of that I wanna ask you guys, if you could go back in time and challenge the 2013 version of either yourself or one of your co-hosts to a fight to the death (fists ONLY), who would you choose and do you think you would win? Also, happy belated birthday, Chris!

A smiling friend named Bryan

Hello you handsome cocks, short and sweet question for ya. What is the first thing you want to do in GTA VI. Cheers boys

CreamPuffKun

Hello The Nig, The human blow up doll and Mr. Fat dick What're the chances of having Collin or Dustin from sacred symbols join for an episode?

Gay Jonah Gaymeson, Chief Editor of the Gayly Bugle

Hello Snarkipliers, To re-hash an old Zach question from Chris's time on the Schmucks podcast: for how much money would you be willing to take a thumb person from Spy Kids on a very public date that ends in sex?

Big Uncle Fungus

Hello you lil' critters. Since the holiday season is all about spending time with that goofy little family of yours and we are all nerd losers. Do you have any good gaming memories with family members who usually aren't into video games. Personally one Christmas my grandma watched me and my cousin play Hitman and was laughing uproariously at the sight of this psychotic bald guy beaning hordes of people with a can of spaghetti. Keep it classy.

Jack-O's ODBT

Your own task force x made of your choice of dead or living people? All they gotta do is recover Jirard the Creationists Hoard. Bonus is that they get the bomb in their naughty parts, happy holidays.

preeroz.

Hey team, What's your thoughts on Fortnite essentially becoming a one-for-all game? Their new season feels targeted towards the Apex fanbase, the LEGO collaboration, and the fact that Harmonic worked on the rhythm engine that's also upcoming makes it feel like FT is going to be the HUB of gaming. No need to launch an entirely different game (ie: COD HQ) when it's all compact into one. Love your banters as always, and wish the holidays go well. neat.

Anonymous

What if sniperwolf went super saipan? Stealing more than just content but their name, and eventually their entire Fanbase leaving the original creator with nothing

Anonymous

Hey SpongeRobert, Laurence the Lobster, and Bubble Bass, do you think arts and entertainment will ever return to being largely made by nerds wtih a passion?

Anonymous

Hey there snark bois. Quick question, how much to see them doggies. Inquiring minds wish to know.

John Strickland

Hello my wonderful boys. Im rewatching episodes of the podcast while playing baldurs gate 3 and got to the star field pronouns episode, and just thought I’d say that in oblivion you get to pick your star sign and it gives you abilities based on what you choose. Hope you guys have a good holiday

Anonymous

Hey you guys have you ever had a nightmare or dream that changed your beliefs, as a kid I had a dream that a demon sounded my dick with a silly straw until it split in half and now I'm trans.

Anonymous

Howdy y'all. Are you guys as tired of video game leaks ruining the launch of trailers, in game skins/events? Seeing GTA get their thunder stolen, and same with Fortnite getting leaked that Peter Griffin and Solid Snake being in the game is annoying. You can't seem to have cool surprises anymore. It's lame. Hopefully not bringing the mood down, but I needed to bitch about this. Thanks!

Jewish Sopranos be like Shabbatabing

Dearest snark tank If a face hugger from the alien franchise were to impregnate you what characteristics would your offspring take after you. Also just finished Dante’s inferno after Derek brought it up(I enjoyed it).

becca

hello ye three kings! if you could design a holiday, what would the festivities be like and where would it go in the calendar year? go nuts!

Anonymous

Hello to the melanated minorities and Chris, A genie approaches each of you with one wish. Now you are all smart lads, you have heard the legends before. You understand that any positive wish you make will lead to unforeseen negative consequences. Knowing this you all decide to make one dastardly wish in the hopes that the overall outcome will be positive. What is the ill willed wish you would ask for and how would the side effects cause a positive outcome. Could be world changing or just a minor improvement to your life.

Hunter Du Bois-Tokin with Rolkien Tolkien

Seasons greetings, harbingers & heretics. If you had to invent a new holiday to replace Christmas what would it be? Just like Christmas stole elements of other Pagan Holidays, you can borrow elements of Christmas if you wish. Cheers!

certified clit burping piss drinker

joyous month brightness sliders of people, be for real does nightmare before Christmas and Die hard count as Christmas movies also top 3 Holiday movies right NOW

The snark tanks favorite wrestler

The devil has gotten lazy and wants to add an expansion to hell. He has come to the most depraved people he knows, AKA The Snark Tank. What does your level of hell look like? What kind of demons are in it and what are the punishments for the souls who go there?

That_One_Furry

Greetings black blacker and blackest (chris is blackest). What's a album that got you into a genre of music? For me it was kendrick lamar's Damn that got me into rap.

That_One_Furry
>>123808629

Also fuck you Sweeny, love doesn't ruin the flow of damn, you just don't feel love.

Anonymous

If you guys think deji's chloroform intro was bad look up "road to Bestality" on youtube and see whos channel its on , also Chris and sweeny what are your thoughts on Bungie's recent suicide attempts?

BigUglyJordan

Hello, you deconstructed Oreo that started a podcast with itself. If you were in an evil clone plot, how would you prove you’re the real you to the other Snarkoids?

Anonymous

Hello Manhattan, The Bronx, and wherever the fuck Derrick is from. What are some movies that you associate/watch around certain holidays that aren't holiday movies? My family has a tradition of watching Fiddler on the Roof every New Years (even though we aren't even slightly Jewish), and myself and many others watch Lord of the Rings around Christmas.

Donating grandma's ashes to Goodwill

Hey there white tank podcast, After playing Spiderman 2, I would love to play a stealth game where you play as a criminal who has the constant threat of getting your ass kicked by a superhero to contend with. If you could subvert your own video game genre, what would that look like?

Staingo Jenkins

GayBroMan LickCum: Freeer of the Gays™️?

Definitely Stephanie

Hello the pervert uncle, the fun uncle, and the uncle in prison! My question is: what is the weirdest dream you remember having? For me, I dreamed up an entire spy thriller about a secret agent codenamed "The Meat," which culminated with him saying "nobody beats The Meat" and me waking up from laughter. Much love and Merry Christmas.

Gryvez Zolka

Hello Josiecel, Letty Chud, and Vancemaxxer first time question asker here, I remember Chris mentioned Fishtank sometime ago around the time it started. Now that it ended and Season 2 is starting soon what are your initial thoughts about the show?

Cyrus Fisher

What up you derelict heathens! Aside from socks, what is the most dog shit Christmas gift you remember getting when you were a kid? At 11 years old, some out of state relatives thought a literal child would like a $20 gift card to some restaurant I’m convinced wasn’t real.

Anonymous

Hello Sween-san, Derrick-kun and Chris-chan. Simple question, what where your top three albums released this year?

GhostRade

Hey Snarky Snark and the Dark Bunch, hope life’s going well. So many companies seem to have a theme park. From Disney World, to Nintendo Land, to Hershey Park, it’s got me wondering what the theoretical Snark Tank theme park consist of. Be it Rides, food, mascots; the only limit’s your imagination. Have a “nice” day.

Captain Sensible

Hey Rosie, Ellen and Oprah. What is the least gay kind of magic?

Anonymous

Happy Holidays to ye 3 jolly men, If you had to pitch a product for the laziest person on Earth, what would it be and how would you market it? Love the show been listening since Covid began keep it up 👍

Anonymous

Howdy snark boys Q: What’s the most inappropriate time you cracked a joke or the most inappropriate time you laughed?

Anonymous

Holla back, Huey, Dewey, and Louie Have you ever partaken in a form of media you dislike or would never anticipate giving a try for intimate companionship (let's be real you wanted coochie) IE, a girl I talked to earlier this year was into K-Pop (Boy bands that are 20 years too late) so I gave it a chance and it's not too horrible plus some even have fictitious lore which I found kinda cool I would never try this again btw

Anonymous

Hey was just wondering is there any lies ur friends told u as a joke and u fully believed. For example my friend made me believe that after micheal Jackson died, weird al adopted his monkey and while trying to wash it he accidentally dyed it green and it died a week later

Gay-Z and Cock-a-fella (these are real nas lines)

Hey Snark Cunts. Way way back in episode 6 Derrick made a statement that you can absolutely always find someone better than the person you’re dating. That in a mathematical sense there is always someone better for you. Seeing as that was like 2020 and Derrick is now married, Sween is probably gonna marry soon, and Chris is still smart and alone does that opinion for any of you change or do you still hold to it? Happy Holiday’s, hope Santa touches your butt graciously.

Darth Dumbass

Hello Chris, Derrick, and guy who has read too much Spider-Man to be so wrong about it, what genre would the snark tank video game be, and what studio would you want to make it?

Anonymous

Yo Shart Tank, What's a Town/City that actually surprised you by being better or worse

We are rebranding the Snark Tank as the Spank Tank

Hey Snark Tank boys, like a hundred episodes ago, you guys mentioned briefly playing and enjoying Yakuza: Like A Dragon, are you guys going to play Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth when it comes out?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Bah hum bug ye chimminy sweeps. My question is: what is the one Christmas gift as a kid that you always wanted but never got or parents could never afford? Tis the season.

Anonymous
>>123791334

Gary is low-key the funniest thing in this cursed thread pls keep

Anonymous

Aaaaaaayyyyyye Have you ever gotten the hang of something you’d wanted to do and felt more powerful because of it? For instance I remember when I was a kid and discovered I could emulate video games on the family computer and at the time felt like a hacking god. Genuinely felt a point go into my “computers” skill tree. Thank you for all you do for comedy. Happy holidays

Anonymous

Greetings heathens! What's a song or artist that people wouldn't expect to find on your playlists? For example, no one is quite ready when "I'm your hoochie coochie man" comes on while I'm driving.

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Hey Negro Trio, what's one Christmas movie that you just can't stand but at every Christmas get-together people always put it on? Mine is Elf because I find it's humor annoying.

Anonymous

Season's Meat Beatings funny people who live in my phone. Try not to be so cynical and tell us a heartwarming Holiday memory that you cherish. Love ya cunts!

Anonymous

I’m gonna keep this break as fuck, your snarkos. When tf are you getting Colin on the show, I was hoping he’d be on soon especially considering he’s doing more podcast appearances lately

Anonymous

Oh no the reindeer have O.D. on special K and now you have to decide who or what will guide Santa's sleigh tonight. My personal choice are pitbulls as they will already know where the children are.

That one Always Sunny episode with P Diddy in it

What’s up Dinkus, Crinkus, and Sweetest Sween Did y’all know that the girl who played Cindy Lou Who (Taylor Momsen) In Jim Carrey’s Grinch grew up to be the lead singer of a hard rock band called the Pretty Reckless? Stay just insufferable you fuckin…god I hate you guys

Yan Uli

hey. A couple dumbasses I know hate a chicken place but won’t eat the sauce that comes with it so I want to know what kind(s) of food do people eat wrong?

dort snort

Whats up brothers (and raygun)! If aliens came down and each race had to send a representative who would you send (Keith David excluded)

Abbot and Costello 7 goes into 28.

Ello Moe Larry and Curly, not a question but a follow up, if you thought miles was getting absurd you'll absolutely love Japanese spiderman. Especially the story on his mech.

Anonymous

What's up fuck snarks, first time Patreon supporter, looong time listener. This is for Chris and not a question but I was going through my grandmothers pantry and found, not 1 but 2 completely sealed glass bottle snapples and I can't think of anyone else who would adore them more than Chris. So if there's anyway I can get them to you, let a fellow New Yorker know lmfao

Anonymous

Hello, Strange Genitalia of a third Guy. What are your LEAST favourite foods/drinks? Those of which you cannot STAND nor FATHOM to consume. Have a lovely holiday season, been listening for 3 years and only subbed just the other month. Take care xo

Anonymous

Hey boys, So, when are we getting Colin to come on the show? I seriously need to witness the deranged conversation that Sween and Colin are bound to have.

randeep kang

Sup guys,what your opinion on how h3h3's show with hasan ended

rileydelete

Hey there, Chris, Derrick, and Sweeney. What are your least favorite Christmas songs and can the three of you create a better/more ridiculous one? Happy Holidays! -Riley

BE GAY KHALED

Hello Carlin, Pryor, and Murphy. Have any of you heard of the new movie "the American Society of Magical Negroes" yes I swear it's real look it up please. Be well snark boys. Happy holidays.

Hyperbolic Cum Chamber

Heys bois, In case of your untimely passing, do you guys have videos in place to be released?

Triple Threat Last Man Standing Match Feat. The Benoit Family

Gay Mario Judah be like: I want big cock, dick bare, fuck me from behind, like a predator force feed me the pipe, oh my oh my I will pound you niggaaa, don’t hold back that seed lil niggaaa, can’t fuck my ass enough, my walls are mighty rough, you are out of cum, now it’s time for you to swallow my nut. There’s no question tbh, I just wanted to share these bars with y’all

Anonymous

Hello Scott pilgrim vs the world, Juno, and Nick and Nora’s infinite playlist no question just wanted to drop some info. Rachel Dolezal has a only fans just thought you guys could use a new ebony adult star to watch

Large biscuit maximum joy

Yo gay men have you seen Godzilla minus one and is it the movie of the year?

Anonymous

Keeping it short, and since Chris roasted me for putting “context” last time, this time I got creative, and put it in my name and profile photo. Not sure if you heard the news. Yes, that’s real. No, it’s not a joke. Wanted to get Derrick and Sween’s takes specifically since they grew up with WWF, and this absolutely is not going to help Chris’s opinion that pro wrestling is stupid. My personal opinion is that the dumbass begrudgingly deserves it. Wrestling is a showman sport at the end of the day, and not only is Logan Paul a phenomenal athlete in-ring, he’s perfect at portraying an unlikable douchebag, because of course he is. I’ll gladly pay money to boo him as loud as I can.

Anonymous

Hey Kanker Sisters. What's a video you made or were a part of that you hate to sit down and watch with your family?

Retarded

Hii cute babies what’s the best or most memorable gift you ever received for Christmas as a kid? Also thanks for keeping me sane I’m curious as to what my brain looks like after binging the SleepyCabin podcast along with 160 episodes of The Snark Tank back to back by the time I caught up real time 🫶🏽 love u guys

Would Read The Names For You For Free

Hey Mr. Look It, Mr. What Happens Is This, and Mr. It's Real I Swear. Imagine a Fallout type of apocalypse happens and you have a beloved pet that mutates to have opposable thumbs. They are now your most trusted comrade in the new America. What animal is it and what weapon do you have them carry?

Anonymous

Hello Chris Derrick and fuck you Sweeny. What moment is the most jaw dropping this year? In my opinion it was the kanye shit.

GreyGhost

Sup Black arthur morgan hispanic walter white and the only normal one. With the Goku v Superman death battle recently coming out and getting everyone all riled up, what are your thoughts on it and what are some other what if fight takes you like/don’t like. Personally I think if you need to combine the powers of 1,000 different superman variations to beat one canon Goku you kinda should just cry or kill yourself.

Genderbend Chris, Sween and Derrick and make them FUTA

Sup ya’ll. Thank you for “keeping me company” while i was freezing my balls off waiting for a car locksmith on the outskirts of Prague. (Stupid fucking old ass Skoda fabia 1 locked me out with keys inside) On that note. What are your favourite winter themed/snow levels in videogames?

Tendercut

Hey hispanic pretender, some negro guy, and David Dukes erotic nightmare. What is the most unhinged way you have heard someone refer to banging? Mine would be the black goblin himself saying he would break Jada Smiths knees. Happy holidays you degenerates

Anonymous

Hey Snark fam Question for Chris. Now that you’re on ADHD meds, how does it feel to be a fucking methhead? I don’t have ADHD but I sure did enjoy adderall for pulling all nighters in college. I wonder what would happen if you gave one to Sweeney and Derek and did an episode. Love all the content!

Anonymous

Hey voices in my head that keep me sane at work. With the live action One piece being loved by fans and new comers and it didn’t shy away from the goofy shit in that world, is there a property you consider goofy as hell that you would like to see in a faithful live action adaptation? Much love snark boys.

Anonymous

Hi fellas, whats your worse case of deja vu, whats your worse case of deja vu, worse case of deja vu, deja vu

Schadenfreudian Slip

Hey there Shub Niggurath, Nyarlathotrep, and The Forgotten One, What is the worst tattoo/piercing you've ever seen or the worst body mod experience you've ever had? Much love from your umpteenth Transfemme listener<3

Definitely not a Bomb

Hey Gents, what is the BLACKEST you've ever felt? What made you say to yourself, 'Damn I'm a hard-r fr'

Anonymous

Rate your dicks on a 1-10 scale of potency PLZ

Natasha Bedingfield - Pocket full of semen

Hello Short Kings and Sween (my favorite), this a question I'm stealing from another podcast (the basement yard, I think), would you fuck your co-hosts to save their lives? Extra difficulty, it's missionary style, eye contact the whole time, and you have to finish inside them. If the answer is no, is there someone you would fuck your co-hosts to save the lives of?

Anonymous

Hey King of Anal, Adopter of Anal, and Coward: What do you believe would be the premise and main cast of The Snark Tank Animated Series? Hard Mode: no Keith David.

Anonymous

When are y'all gonna fix the discord link?

Anonymous

Boys, I'll get right to it. You can only fuck one, but never tell anyone. You must pick between Cami, Black Cat, or Sofia Vergara. Choose wisely.

Papa_Gzeus

What's up you handsome, homo himbos! You get to take over the body of someone you hate for a whole day (your real body is just sleeping). Who do you pick, and what do you do? Keep in mind, if you die in the other person's body, you don't get to return to your real body

Anonymous

What's up Paul wall, Rod Wave and, Too $hort. What is your guilty pleasure music genre? For me its country music, in particular anything by Chris Stapleton. For me his music just speaks to the soul. Happy Kwanza and Merry Chrysler.

GEARSxWARRIOR

Aight, peep game. So let’s say imagine dragons, joe budden and Matt Walsh all start a podcast together ( and they have surprisingly good chemistry). They dedicate the first 30 minutes of every one of their episodes to trashing the snark tank and get super personal with it. What would be your guys’ response?

My dick fell off

Hello, mahogany, Oak and pine. Would you rather have no limbs or no senses?

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey all just curious, what’s the most fun you’ve had while doing something that you fully acknowledged at the time was dangerous? I’m sure Chris will say boxing but I’m curious about Derrick and Sween

The 3 terabytes of Porn on Chris’ old MacBook

What up DJ RayGayGun, lil N-word, & The NOTORIOUS BLT. I am about to celebrate 9 months of sobriety. I wonder, if you guys were to make a cocktail of yourself, what would you call it and what kind of drunk would you get from it? Thanks for all the laughs.

Anonymous

Hey Snark gang happy holidays and hope you’re all doing well! Chris mentioned in the last podcast I listened that he hates the new dumbass Gen Z terms like rizzler or gyatt. If you were held a gunpoint by Gen Z Fortnite kids and had to come up with a new Gen Z term for something, what word you pick and what would the Gen Z version be? Cursed Gen Z n-word? Or something stupid like Gen Z word for ant? Or would you refuse and be blown away? Thanks for the great content

Anonymous

Which public figure do you think you're most likely to be killed by?

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Sup wrong opinion havers. What’s a game that you gave up on as a kid that you later went on to find were hidden gems, bonus points if you decided to get rid of it at one point and had to re acquire it

I have no cock and I must ream

Hey guys! Long time listener, first time homeless. Thanks assholes. Anyways, if you had a free pass to bang any man (not Keith David), who would it be? P.S. return my house or I will have no choice but to live inside your walls.

Groggy

Hello Krillin, Piccolo, and Majin Buu, I've been a listener since 2020 and I've always loved listening to y'all during work. Makes the work days more enjoyable :D My question is if you were to pull off a scam, what kind would you do??? As for me, I would of course be a televangelist. Imma get all that donation money and preform many "miracles" 😈😈😈

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

What big societal decisions should be decided by a Thunderdome style death match between two people who each represent one side of the decision?

jenamphetamine

What's a insane news story that you had a personal/emotional investment in? There was this Dr Who toy reviewer I watched as an infant, and last year I was completely blindsided by the news that he was arrested for murdering his pregnant wife and staging a live stream as an alibi. That story was insane to follow while it was happening.

Anonymous

Hello gay gayy and gayer. If you had the choice of being incarnated as a character in any fictional medium and you have to personally go through their struggles and happiness, which fantasy character would you pick. I personally want to experience anguish soo guts from berserk

Anonymous

Hello Chris, Derek, and Future Victim (100% real threat). What are your thoughts on Starfield now that the hype has died. I think Starfield might be the most boring game I have ever played since Gotham Knights. What are your thoughts?

Dank McMuffin

Greetings, Dick, Dick, and Richard. I know y’all like the quick questions so here goes. Do y’all wipe sitting down or standing up? As a rather tall boy, it’s more comfortable for me to stand. What are y’all‘s thoughts? Godspeed, brothers. Hope all is well.

Anonymous

Fix the discord link

Anonymous

Greetings Stink, Stank and Stunk You can become the Grinch-teir scourge of one Holiday, which holiday will you crusade against?

devil_fun

hey guys havent written in for months and i just found a topic that is interesting to discuss. lethal company is popular and someone created a mod called skincrawler which lets monsters mimic ur friends. supposedly it is ai and ppl seem to be mix on the issue. any thoughts? i lean towards it being a very ai friendly mod assuming if u do download it youre consenting for your voice to be used.

Putting black face on my light bulbs

How’s it going my favorite three musketeers, this is a question for Derek. Who’s argumentative style do you find more entertaining, Chris being condescending over Mile’s electric sword, or Sweeney’s willful ignorance and interruptions that make Chris louder. Love the show gentlemen, take care!

Anonymous

Hello gentlemen of snark! I just saw an ad on Instagram from xbox announcing its release of Baldur’s Gate 3, and i was completely caught off guard by its reception. About 85% of the comments were negative, saying things like “this has mobile game graphics” and “this is just an industry plant game”. My question is, what’s a popular/acclaimed game that you see the stupidest criticisms for in an attempt to downplay it?

Questionable

Hey snarkies I have recently turned 18 and I just wanted to thank you for all the content since I have been watching you guys since I was 13 in middle school and you have made my terrible school experience significantly better.

DrDuwop

Hello regiment of snark. First time question asker but veteran listener (since pilot EP) You guys often talk about how people ask you "is there any place I should go in New york/Cali" them being the enormous states they are, I realize in this small island of Puerto Rico I've only seen 1% of it living here my whole life, and have recently lost the ability to see some historic sites like the Arecibo Telescope (featured in GoldenEye) I was wondering if there's any places from your home states you guys have yet to see but at some point had the interest to visit. And thank you guys for doing what you do, you made the worst years of my newly adult life better with your always hilarious banter.

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Tis the season to be fruity. What's a Christmas gift that you always here is "bad" but is actually pretty good? Mine is any clothes because well, free clothes.

Anonymous

Hello cum sluts i have been watch chris since i was 15 (im now 22). If it hasnt been asked before whats something that made you feel old? for me it was my niece asking me whats vine. ps keep up the good work

GEARSxWARRIOR

Since y’all doing gay parodies now, when is 50 cent’s heat gonna be in rotation? I want the moment in the video of 50 in the foreground rapping and the dude getting jumped by that wild pack of timbs to be replaced by Derrick rapping gay lyrics in the foreground while Chris gets mandingoed by a wild pack of gays.

randeep kang

Why the fuck is there 2 ep 192 on patreon,fix that shit sweeny

Balkyne

Hey, quick shout out to Chris. Did you know the UK (and probably some other EU places) still have glass Snapples? It may further piss you off to discover this, but hey maybe you could import some. Have a good day

Piss Drinker Union

Hey cunts. First time writing in. I have the most obnoxious upstairs neighbors. My question is have you ever had a shitty neighbor? And how would you get back at them for their shitty behavior?

Anonymous

Hello dad, daddy, and step-dad I loathe. At a Nickelback concert, the band Brantley Gilbert opened, and did a very long tribute to "our" troops (they're American and this was in Edmonton). Right after their patriot song, they played THE RIFF from Killing In The Name. I could not believe my ears and laughed the rest of the concert. My question is: Have you witnessed any unintentional comedic irony?

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Hey there my dark brothas. If a movie studio said that they would fund, produce, and not censor only one of the movies that you've made from the Extra Ammos, which one would you pick?

Anonymous

Hey fellow Chads, did you see Kat Dennings got married? Completely unrelated, but why are you guys killing yourselves this weekend?

Tuesday The Gamist

Hey, Chris, some black guy, and Derick what hairstyle is emblematic of a Circumcision. A fade or a George Jefferson because you go at it from the side like a fade, but the top is exposed like a George Jefferson. I tried to ask my homies at work, but it turned into my faction venting that they wished their parents never did it. There was one person mad because when his girl was mad told him” eating a grilled dick cheese sandwich and giving him head is the same thing” in front of everyone. Bitch stole my joke and butchered the delivery.

let derreck read the names you tyrant

hello stupid fucking assholes, very very brief question but what the fuck happened to the "bears" video ?? the one where tom sweeney gets visibly angry at a disabled child and breaks a macbook. ive been scouring the internet for days and i haven't been able to find it please its consumed my life

Anonymous

Hey boys! Did you ever think that an artist’s stagename was their real name for a long time? For example, I recently found out Bruno Mars is named Peter Gene Hernandez. Never crossed my mind it was a stagename. The biggest shock was finding out Tom Sweeney was also a “stagename”. Keep up the good work!

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Hey Boys Chris just talked about taking an adderall. I take it every day now. I got diagnosed at 27. I thought it would open my eyes so to speak. It has made some things better but other things worse. Sadly it made me more resentful towards my father, but have yall experienced something "life changing" in this stage of life that made you rethink things? -Your friendly rug muncher

Anonymous

Personal GOTY 2023?

Anonymous

What's your favorite spell combo. for example mine is mend butcrack, and command word shit.

Anonymous

Hello Chris ‘3 atoms long’ raygun, darrius from mortal kombat, and the man with the sexy thighs, I’ve recently been ordering a lot of “Brooklyn style” pizza from dominoes and I love it, and I want to know y’all’s opinion on it. Also I’ve also never had New York pizza and I don’t know what the gauge is.

That cop shoulda shat on that burning guy to put the fire out.

G'day sick cunt, mad cunt and dog cunt (you may fight over who is who). First time patreon contributer here! Cheers for all the good laughs the past year. First up is a song recommendation - That Brahmatron Song by Closure in Moscow. A great song by a fantastic band Second - How do you guys feel about pineapple or beetroot in a burger? These ingrediants are quite popular in Australian burgers but I don't know if any other country does the same.

Ghost of mama JF

Hello Huey, Dewey, and the fuck that killed Louie! You know ow who you are. Is there a game in a series you adore that people shit on? For me I absolutely adore Splinter Cell: Conviction. Toodles!!

Ethan Barcelos

Hello there Homies of the Minority Variety, Chris, I know you were a big fan of the Castlevania anime. Have you gotten around to watching Nocturne? And Derrick and Sweeney, have either of you watched either series? If so, what are your thoughts. Have a great holiday season boyos

I strip copper so I can cop strippers

Hello three wise homeless men. I’m proud to say that I’m the only city bus driver to have listened to you. I would love to hear your most wild/infuriating transit experiences. Thanks for all the chuckles.

Anonymous

Hey genuinely, actually, and for real. What songs would add to the playlist of every retail store and restaurant in the country.

Anonymous

I don't fuckin know about Excalibur bro I don't even know how I'm going to buy a house you stupid cunts

Anonymous

You get 500 million dollars but for every $500 you spend, Mike Tyson appears out of nowhere and fucking wallops you. None of his strikes are killing blows, but they most definitely can injure you. You have to take the full force of the blow, no weaseling out of it with helmets or cushions. Are you taking that money?

KiteAsHigh

Howdy Three Doors Down Syndrome if you had to forever live as NPCs in a video game which game would you choose?

Pouring Hot Sauce Into Derrick’s Gaped Rectum

Every beverage on earth is replaced with Milk (2% to be exact). How do you cope with this new reality? (Clarification: other liquids exist but they turn into milk if you try to drink them).

Sydney Sweenys Tit's as two Moons

Hey losers. Question for Chris but this also can apply to sween and Derrick. But what made you wanna do mushrooms? What did you experience while on it? I did them to help severe depression. I can honestly say it helps a ton. Although the smell of lemon tek mushrooms makes me gag. And if sween and Derrick haven't done any, what drugs have you all dabbled with just to do it?

The Genie who lives in Pee Wee Herman's lube bottle

Hey Snark Goons Straight to the point - If you could make a body swap movie, who would you have starring as the 2 who swap? (Celebrity, Politician, etc.) I would have Joe Biden swap with Dracula Flow, and bet on how long before anyone would notice. PS: Thanks for all the laughs

semz

DID YOU GUYS KNOW FREDDIE MERCURY WAS INDIAN? I just found this out and nobody I've asked knew that

Anonymous

Hello to my hard pulsating boys Did you guys hear about the pink sauce lady? btw Sabaton's The attack of the dead men is awesome.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

Hello two New Yorkers and Derrick I'm going to New York, i yearn for Pizza, give me recommendations.

Yan Uli

no question. here’s blakula flow https://youtu.be/roYq55doJX0?si=xuJXrX7ljTQRqnZm

i am normal now

Y'all remember that old YouTube video called Gangster Party Line?

guy with Average sized penis

Good evening stupid fat piece of shit, rat faced ray man and Derick What’s the video your least proud of quality wise relative to the amount of genuine effort put into it

Thecockwizard

Greetings Two and a Half Minorities Podcast ,new patron here!Been watching since episode 5 and decided to finally sacrificed my hard earned 5 to ask: if you could each inflict someone with total mental retardation who would you choose?

Lizurd

Hello first, second, & third leg of The Forbidden One. First time, long time. Have you guys ever had a “fuck around and find out” moment online or offline. My first recollection of one was in 2nd grade, a kid said my Yugioh card was fake and I said “no your mom is fake” and he punched me in the face. Thank you for the laughs all these years.

fadedreplays

Yoo Snark Tank. Not a question but I need to point out the hilarity in Derrick paying for Raid Shadow Legends with sponsor money from Raid Shadow Legends. It's like a drug dealer breaking even to smoke for free 😂

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Hey role models I agree it's a terrible idea to bring in fans to have on the podcast but when it comes to other content creators what's the bar? Do you have to know them? Do they need a certain amount of subscribers? Unrelated my podcast once had 60 views and I have 2 subscribers

Cum the DNA of the soul

What's up my inwards and Puerto recon, my question is for king sween. He's always talking about comics but do you have any manga?you seem like the kind of person who would like Vagabond.

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Hello Gus Fring, Jesse Pinkman, and Walter Jr: Listener since episode 0, managed to end my homelessness but still can’t do $25 yet. Question is, what combination of annoyances would make you violent? For example: someone who puts pineapple on pizza also talking with their mouth full, or someone badmouthing comics also being female. Have a happy New Year!

Munkee Monk's Monkey Monastery

Hey there F-slurs, After hearing everyone's opinion on Miles Morales' new energy sword power do you guys have any idea for new powers for him to come up with. I think we should lean more into his Puerto Rican heritage and have an energy guillotine that rolls up to the Governors estate whenever brought out. Thanks guys have a good time

SillyLittleEnbyWithAMissile

Hello my favorite little men to listen to while I get a motor oil facial working on my shit box of a car. My roommate keeps talking about a game called Cruelty Squad and I was wondering if you’ve ever heard of it or played it, it looks fucking crazy P.S. https://youtu.be/_uSfjM9d5AU?si=YmdNZcRKV5K-a0Bg

JTheStrange

Hello “cool dudes”, New Patron here and I just thought if you 3 could have a Batman styled “utility belt” full of various random items what all would you carry on you? (Let’s just say you all get like 10-12 pockets on the belt btw)

zackcoolnumber

Hello friends. As a fan of Snark Tank and LSM I’ve been wondering what the odds were of Colin or Dustin being on Snark Tank as a guest, or Derrick and/or Sween being on Constellation?

BloodCzar

Hey Mike Hawk, Mike hunt, and Mike oxsmall, with the likelihood of epstiens list being unsealed who would the funniest name to see on that list. For me I would want taylor swift just to see swiftes try to defend her. Stay gay

Anonymous

Hello my Neighbors, Have you ever considered linking patreon and Spotify together so people can access their paid for patreon content on Spotify? I've seen a few other podcast do it

Escamvic

Not a question, but I think Seeeny kinda sucks

Anonymous

Hello my favorite war criminals would you rather have sex with another man and nobody knows or watch your partner have sex with another man and everybody knows

Anonymous

If you had to have sex with one of your cohosts, which one would you choose?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello gentlemen, for episode 200 you guys should over favorite moments from the early episodes. For example, in the Psychic Pebbles episode, Sweeny introduced him the concept of the Negro beater.

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Hey boys, as I am a late 20s adhd diagnosed person i am 150 hours into BG3 and have no hope of finishing act 3. how do yall deal with executive disfunction if it is a problem for you?

DevinIsPregnant

Schizo Demons, What is the longest you have stayed awake, and did you hallucinate?

Marcus Shorten

What’s up Morroco Mole, Magilla Gorilla, and Grape Ape? Now that my prayers have finally been answered and Chris has played Baldur’s Gate 3, I have a challenge for you degenerates in the form of a question. Can you come up with racial slurs for each race that appears in BG3? Tell Kingston he’s not allowed to just add -igger to everything. I don’t want him to call the Drow, Driggers.

dort snort

if you could erase the concept of something what would that concept be? (everything that was created or related to that concept stays just the idea itself goes)