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AUGUST QUESTION THREAD (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-02 16:17:21
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2023-08

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The snark tanks favorite wrestler

If you had the ability to broadcast one message to every person on the planet telepathically what would each of you say? To make this interesting let's say that the messages come one right after the other. The order would be chris, sweeney, Derek.

Definitely not a Bomb

Hello my three favorite accidentally famous gay songwriters Longtime listener first time supporter here, what would you do if each of you woke up tomorrow as a completely different race? You would still be recognizably you, similar to how black John Cena noticeably resembles his white celebrity counterpart. Also, this happens to all three of you during the same night. The image of sweeney going to the bathroom after waking up, looking in the bathroom mirror, and seeing the pigment drain from his skin in absolute horror, like its face-paint washing off during a shower is hilarious to me

Xavier Renegade Angel Reference Whippity whippity whoa What do you call these Wind Monkies Windaboo Wiggers. I caught this wigge

Good gloam goobers. When was a time you saw something come on to the TV that caught you completely off-guard? I remember one day before school waking up to my TV being on due to me forgetting to turn it off the yesternight. I cleared my vision and caught the end of an episode where some special needs kid is watching a WW2 documentary on some old antenna TV. When the Hiroshima bomb comes in to view, the kid starts yelling "BRING!" in an overly exaggerated retard voice and random cuts of some old guy sitting in a chair looking solemnly at him before the scene explodes.

Anonymous

Hello My question is can derrick do a cemetery gates by cumtera gay cover?

Anonymous

Hey there every character with glasses, Black Jonah Hill from Superbad and Boston Red Sox third baseman Rafael Devers. Long time fan finally taking the Patreon plunge. What is the best example of a fluke piece of media? (movies/music/video games etc.) something that either had no right being as good as it is or on the other hand had all the ingredients to be great but still somehow turned out to be dogshit. Thanks for making me laugh like an insane person at least once per episode. Keep it up and take 1 1/4 hours of my labor to the capitalist machine

Anonymous

piggybacking off the question from #165 - what is the coolest thing you own that was not expensive have yourself a damn good one

Conor Wilson

Hello gang! What takes more skill to accomplish: winning a evo tournament of mortal kombat 11 or beating elden ring straight up without getting hit once?

SillyLittleEnbyWithAMissile

Hello my two favorite racial minorities and Sweeny. This is mainly directed at a Chris, a while ago, Paul mentioned you putting your baby teeth in a kids sandwich. Please I need to know, did this happen and what the hell was the context

Anonymous

This is a message mostly for Derrick, give Secret Pizza a try, it’s in an unmarked hallway in the Cosmopolitan, they import water from NYC.

The Nightman

Hi my slurs, it's me again! If you could curse a celebrity with any weird/creative curse, who do you pick and what's the curse? It cannot be lethal to anyone and for the sake of this hypothetical, politicians don't count as celebrities unless they were already famous prior to being elected into office, internet celebrities don't count. Also, idea for an Extra Ammo, write a porn parody of a show or movie, such as One Pump Man, Breaking Back, I Love Lucy's Ass, you get it. Bonus points if it's a gay parody.

The depressed Minnesota man

Dear botched projects. I’ve recently started to try out streaming but still have had zero people join and watched any of them. Got any tips for me at getting my first audience?

plzsendpie

Hey fellers, long time freefeeder here, first time Patreon poster, If you do a gay country song together you NEED to collab with Dixon Dallas (aka iAmJakeHill). Dude makes genuinely great music. 'Good Lookin' , 'Like Whiskey' and 'F-150' are certified gay hood classics by Dallas. He also has some other good non-gay bangers under the Jake Hill name, but it would be amazing to get him on the pod to talk gay song lyric methodology/drop a few lines for a future bop. Anyways, thanks for all that you do PS I introduced the SnarkTank to my gf on a 3 day roadtrip from PA to CO and we were both cry-laughing at your impressions of Jordan Peterson in gridlock construction traffic. THERE'S A GOOSE IN THE HOOOSE

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello gentlemen this isn't a question but more of a realization. With the current body count discourse that is prevailing across Twitter. It finally hit me what Chris Chan meant by "boyfriend free girl". A chick with no body count.

Saleem Krichi

Hey guys just something I wanted to say about black people in the Witcher world. If the Witcher was set in mythological medieval Poland then I would understand the issues that people have with that from a historical and cultural standpoint. But the Witcher is post mass isekai. The world of the Witcher takes place on a planet in another dimension that is inhabited by elves and dwarves. A cataclysmic event is what brought humans from earth through basically a tear across dimensions. We should encourage diversity in fantasy, and push for period pieces to be accurate and tell more stories from around the world instead of forcing people of color into European history where it makes no sense.

Private Private's Privates

Hey degenerate plebes, If I’ve kissed 2 men and 0 women, can I use the f-slur? Thanks! -Logan

Papa_Gzeus

Hey there my beautiful baby boys! I know this podcast is mostly jokes and bullshit, but have any of you or your cohosts ever said anything profound that really stuck with you? Personally, Sweeny's talk about how dangerous "half-knowledge" can be really resonated with me, especially given how out-of-control conspiracy theories have gotten these days

Sydney Sweenys Tit's as two Moons

Hey losers. First time Patreon subscriber, been listening to you guys since you got on the Internet basically. Anyways here's a stupid fun question. Has there ever been a time where one of you got into a pretty deep argument with each other to the point where you really weren't sure if you could come back from it and didn't wanna be butt buddy's anymore? (Choose something besides stupid shit Sweeny says, we all know it's his fault).

Anonymous

Hi there, long time listener first time subscriber here. Since there's already a bunch of hilarious snark tank animated videos out there: are there any classic snark tank moments you guys wish were animated, but haven't been touched yet?

Anonymous

If you could write another sesason/sequel to any TV Show or movie, what would it be?

Harry

I joined the discord tier but I haven't received a link yet do I join another way?

Hispanic Clone Trooper

Greetings snark tankers what'st the Most disappointing/exciting twist you've seen in a video game in y'alls opinion?